Jesus is written in the planets

[RedDragon94]

What are you on about just read what it says coincidence haha planets stars moons solar system who cares its there whether you like it or not theres no such thing as coincidence who named them thats the question the only letters that dont start in M spell Jesus thats undeniable!!!!!

You do realize that Jesus is just an anglicized version of Y'shua, right?

 

[siti]

Uranus wasn't recognized as a planet until 1781

Yes - that's why some ancient prophets called the Messiah J-E-S-V-S - the Romans got really mixed vp with that too. They mvst have really thought it had something to with Venvs - jvst shovvs hovv vvrong yov can be I svppose. (and don't anyone dare ask what the fv** I'm talking abovt).

PS - I just realized that back then Uranus would have been Vranvs - so it wouldn't have made any difference. Mind you, didn't Herschel want to call it George after the King of England? Just as well the French objected to that - JESGS just doesn't have the same ring to it.

JESGS - what a wonderful name - no it doesn't work the same.

 

[sayak83]

J-upiter E-arth S-aturn U-ranus S-un = Jesus M-ars M-ercury M-oon N-eptune V-enus = MMMNV = egyptian heiroglyph for water energy or the snake whats that about?

Didn't know English was the divine language...

 

[sayak83]

Here I thought it was Olga. Weird.

Nah.. it's called Chandra.
Chandrayaan-1 - Wikipedia

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Didn't know English was the divine language...

I wish I could see the day when people moan and groan over having to struggle through pronouncing something in English, kind of like we do with Latin words today (or, as many know them, "doctor/medical/sciency type of words").

 

[sayak83]

I wish I could see the day when people moan and groan over having to struggle through pronouncing something in English, kind of like we do with Latin words today (or, as many know them, "doctor/medical/sciency type of words").

The day is here... just ask a Chinese.

 

[siti]

Didn't know English was the divine language...

Sheesh! I thought everyone knew that. It used to be Latin but that was before the Pope stopped Henry VIII from chopping his wives' heads off - or something like that.

 

[blü 2]

J-upiter E-arth S-aturn U-ranus S-un = Jesus M-ars M-ercury M-oon N-eptune V-enus = MMMNV = egyptian heiroglyph for water energy or the snake whats that about?

Now if we drop the sun and moon, keep the planets, and add the asteroid belt (a), the Kuiper Belt (k) and the Ort Cloud (o), we find that the heavens are telling us ─

MA MOVES JUNK

As you say, David, there's no such thing as coincidence. Who could doubt Genesis 1:14 when it says the heavenly bodies are there for signs?

 

[Altfish]

Isn't it more interesting that the planets are all named after gods.

 

[Native]

J-upiter E-arth S-aturn U-ranus S-un = Jesus M-ars M-ercury M-oon N-eptune V-enus = MMMNV = egyptian heiroglyph for water energy or the snake whats that about?

I think The Roman names for planets came when the Roman Empire adopted Christianity i.e. long time AFTER the life of Jesus
BTW: The roman names of planets were given AFTER the Roman Pantheon of the creation deities and thus long before the life of Jesus.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Now if we drop the sun and moon, keep the planets, and add the asteroid belt (a), the Kuiper Belt (k) and the Ort Cloud (o), we find that the heavens are telling us ─

MA MOVES JUNK

As you say, David, there's no such thing as coincidence. Who could doubt Genesis 1:14 when it says the heavenly bodies are there for signs?

Saturn - S
Ariel - A
Titania - T
Amphitrite - A
Neptune - N
SATAN. YAAAY!!!
Here's another:
Lapetes - L
Uranus - U
Charon - C
Iris - I
Fortuna - F
Earth - E
Rhea - R
LUCIFER. WOOHOOO!!!! Hail the Lord of Darkness, true supreme ruler of the Universe! (kudos to anyone who can pull off Mephistopheles or Beelzebub)

 

[Tumah]

J-upiter E-arth S-aturn U-ranus S-un = Jesus

That's wonderful! This proves the pagan connection to Jesus and Christianity!

Thanks!

 

[Magus]

Thou Shalt not commit logical fallacies.

 

[Mohsen]

Didn't know English was the divine language...

Hahahaa I'm guessing they don't even know that Chaucer wrote a completely different English only 700 years ago and he's considered one of the literary greats !!!

The OP really is weak!

 

[sayak83]

Saturn - S
Ariel - A
Titania - T
Amphitrite - A
Neptune - N
SATAN. YAAAY!!!
Here's another:
Lapetes - L
Uranus - U
Charon - C
Iris - I
Fortuna - F
Earth - E
Rhea - R
LUCIFER. WOOHOOO!!!! Hail the Lord of Darkness, true supreme ruler of the Universe! (kudos to anyone who can pull off Mephistopheles or Beelzebub)

V- Venus
I - Io
S - Saturn
H - Halley's Comet
N- Neptune
U- Uranus

See? The solar system clearly points to the truth of Supreme Hindu God Vishnu.

 

[blü 2]

LUCIFER. WOOHOOO!!!! Hail the Lord of Darkness, true supreme ruler of the Universe! (kudos to anyone who can pull off Mephistopheles or Beelzebub)

Who can resist a challenge?
. . . . Mars
. . . . Earth
. . . . Pluto
121 Hermione (asteroid)
. . . . Io (of Jupiter)
. . . . Saturn
. . . . Triton (of Neptune)
. . . . Oberon (of Uranus)
. . . . Puck (of Uranus)
. . . . Haumea (dwarf)
. . . . Erriapo (of Saturn)
. . . . Larissa (of Neptune)
. . . . Europa (of Jupiter)
. . . . Sycorax (of Uranus)

. . . . . Bebhionn (of Saturn)
. . . . . Earth
. . . . . Eris (dwarf)
. . . . . Leda (of Jupiter)
5047 Zanda (asteroid)
. . . . . Enceladus (of Saturn)
. . . . . Bergelmir (of Saturn)
. . . . . Uranus
. . . . . Bestla (of Saturn)

Go, the Heavens! Yea!

 

[Wirey]

J-upiter E-arth S-aturn U-ranus S-un = Jesus M-ars M-ercury M-oon N-eptune V-enus = MMMNV = egyptian heiroglyph for water energy or the snake whats that about?

Also:

Juice
Energy
Sustains
Us
Sweetly

The destruction of the orange crops in Florida was the work of Satan, blocking Jesus from giving us orange juice! Coincidence?

 

[Onyx]

I found the hidden meaning of this thread within the moons of Jupiter:

L-ysithea
A-malthea
M-egaclite
E-uropa

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

... Also the sun isn't a planet...

It's a super hot gas planet!!!!!

Stop embarrassing yourself.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

... whats that about?

Absolutely nothing.