(joke thread) Candace Owens: "I really do encourage people to be conspiracy theorists"

[sun rise]

How can we not honor Candace Owens' request? After all, we're all aware and alert people who know that they're out to get us. We might be divided by right/left, believer/atheist and so forth, but we're all on the same side when it comes to opposing them. So let's all pool what we know about aliens, cabals, gigantic bureaucracies, secret groups and evil plotters.

Candace Owens: "I really do encourage people to be conspiracy theorists"​

 

[Heyo]

What? Everybody's here, but those who fear chemtrails? Maybe they were confused with the language, so let's say it out loud:
Option #5 is Chemtrails.

 

[sun rise]

What? Everybody's here, but those who fear chemtrails? Maybe they were confused with the language, so let's say it out loud:
Option #5 is Chemtrails.

+1 for catching that. You have the intelligence and insight to be a first rate conspiracy theorist. Your tinfoil hat is in the mail. Just put it on and everything will be fine.

 

[Gargovic Malkav]

My ego loves a good conspiracy theory.
It's a good way to project my own obsession for social status, power, and control upon the the big, bad world so that it looks as if my own **** doesn't stink.

 

[Estro Felino]

Considering that there was a politician that said that the mafia didn't exist in politics and few decades later he was arrested for connivence with organized crime, article 416 of the Criminal Code....
well...I am very, very, very suspicious towards all those who say that conspiracies don't exist and we are all lunatics and visionaries.

 

[Estro Felino]

I'd say subliminal messages in ads:

this wants to attack the Lesbians

 

[sun rise]

Considering that there was a politician that said that the mafia didn't exist in politics and few decades later he was arrested for connivence with organized crime, article 416 of the Criminal Code....
well...I am very, very, very suspicious towards all those who say that conspiracies don't exist and we are all lunatics and visionaries.

Oh there are conspiracies all right. I lived through the JFK shooting and aftermath and am convinced that there was a coverup most likely designed to avoid WWIII. But when it comes to 2020 was a fraud, chemtrails exist and all the rest - that's clinical paranoia.

 

[Twilight Hue]

How can we not honor Candace Owens' request? After all, we're all aware and alert people who know that they're out to get us. We might be divided by right/left, believer/atheist and so forth, but we're all on the same side when it comes to opposing them. So let's all pool what we know about aliens, cabals, gigantic bureaucracies, secret groups and evil plotters.

Candace Owens: "I really do encourage people to be conspiracy theorists"​

Conspiracy is the salt sprinkled over truths. It brings out more flavor.

 

[Estro Felino]

Oh there are conspiracies all right. I lived through the JFK shooting and aftermath and am convinced that there was a coverup most likely designed to avoid WWIII. But when it comes to 2020 was a fraud, chemtrails exist and all the rest - that's clinical paranoia.

Flat Earthers are something good...because we have something to laugh about.

If people believe in absurd things, let them believe in absurd things.

 

[sun rise]

Conspiracy is the salt sprinkled over truths. It brings out more flavor.

Personally I prefer plain unsalted truth but often its hard to find because the human race is chock-a-block full of liars.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Personally I prefer plain unsalted truth but often its hard to find because the human race is chock-a-block full of liars.

I find it interesting in cases where conspiracy turns out to be actually true.