Joke

[Jimmy]

A month or two ago I made a Thread saying that I’m getting back to my roots and going back to Christianity and that I stopped believing that the world was created around 1980. I lied. it was a joke. Haha.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Sure it was.

 

[Jimmy]

I could never abandon the truth.

 

[Eddi]

A month or two ago I made a Thread saying that I’m getting back to my roots and going back to Christianity and that I stopped believing that the world was created around 1980. I lied. it was a joke. Haha.

Why 1980?

 

[Jimmy]

Why 1980?

Relatively peaceful. Resources high. Plenty of time for the chosen one to live in a relatively safe world.

 

[Eddi]

Relatively peaceful. Resources high. Plenty of time for the chosen one to live in a relatively safe world.

Are you the chosen one?

 

[Jimmy]

Are you the chosen one?

No but he’s lurking somewhere. I think he’s disguised as Jesus haha

 

[Eddi]

No but he’s lurking somewhere. I think he’s disguised as Jesus haha

Doesn't sound like a very sensible disguise

 

[Jimmy]

Doesn't sound like a very sensible disguise

Best disguise ever. Keeps us safe

 

[Eddi]

How do you know all this?

 

[Jimmy]

How do you know all this?

I searched 15 years ago regarding how we got here and where we’re going?

 

[Eddi]

I searched 15 years ago regarding how we got here and where we’re going?

How did you learn that the world began in 1980?

 

[Jimmy]

How did you learn that the world began in 1980?

Relatively peaceful time. Technology at its height. World resources high. Enough time had passed since World War II. Enough time for the chosen one to live out his life before things start getting ugly Like once we start running out of resources.

 

[Eddi]

Relatively peaceful time. Technology at its height. World resources high. Enough time for the chosen one to live out his life before things start getting ugly Like once we start running out of resources. Enough time for has passed since World War II.

So you worked out that the world began in 1980 all by yourself, it wasn't somehow revealed to you?

 

[Jimmy]

Judaism teaches of a new world to come. Christianity teaches of everlasting life in heaven. How is this possible? Realistically speaking? Its achieved through the death of the chosen one imo.

 

[Eddi]

Judaism teaches of a new world to come. Christianity teaches of everlasting life in heaven. How is this possible? Realistically speaking? Its achieved through the death of the chosen one imo.

So the chosen one will bring about the end of the world?

 

[Jimmy]

So the chosen one will bring about the end of the world?

Yeah. When he dies, as his existence is all of existence.

 

[Eddi]

Yeah. When he dies, as his existence is all of existence.

That's an interesting set of beliefs you have there

 

[Jimmy]

That's an interesting set of beliefs you have there

Eh, it’s basically what major religions believe only translated to reality

 

[rocala]

Enough time had passed since World War II.

Really? There was no WWII, the world only began in 1980 or so you tell us.