Spiderman
Veteran Member
I got jumped and my phone broken for promoting Donald Trump. I live in the Capitol city of liberalville and the libbies know me very well for my demonstrations at the capitol building and promoting right wing nationalism as well as my holding up traffic for Trump.
Thing is, Liberals here hold up traffic to renounce Trump all the time. They take over entire streets to scream at the top of their lungs DONALD TRUMP, SHAME ON YOU, IMMIGRINTS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!" And they wear hats that say "F*** Donald Trump" and "NOT MY PRESIDENT" and blah blah BLAH!
I'm also communicating with the white house. I keep hearing people say they want to imprison and even kill the president. I dialed 911 and they put me straight through to the white house. I shouted "We're gonna have a dead president on our hand if we don't act now", but the white house told me they need to know the names of the people, and all I know is that they are Somali immigrants."
Anyhow, I just got out of the hospital and am ready to get jumped for Trump (again) as well as buy a new phone. I'm the son of uncle Sam and shall keep resurrecting (but not so successful at recruiting so far. but people will keep looping the same street to view my demonstrations and converse, so am getting somewhere.
Liberalism contains too many of the errors of the Soviet union, and as a liberal all I lived for was lust, covetousness, greed, envy, laziness, gluttony, hedonism, and passing pleasure. I wont even mention the murder of 125,000 defensless humans EVERY day. oops! Too late! And even without that statistic, the left still killed far more people, conquered far more land, and had far more death camps than the right!
Please vote right! It's the right thing to do!
My new hobbie is printing out stuff like this, taping it to cardboard, and waltzing down the busy traffic jams giggling hysterically and waving like I've got spiders in my shirt. Actually, I literally do. Muahahaha! Shouting "Vote for Trump! Don't be a Chump"!
Thing is, Liberals here hold up traffic to renounce Trump all the time. They take over entire streets to scream at the top of their lungs DONALD TRUMP, SHAME ON YOU, IMMIGRINTS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!" And they wear hats that say "F*** Donald Trump" and "NOT MY PRESIDENT" and blah blah BLAH!
I'm also communicating with the white house. I keep hearing people say they want to imprison and even kill the president. I dialed 911 and they put me straight through to the white house. I shouted "We're gonna have a dead president on our hand if we don't act now", but the white house told me they need to know the names of the people, and all I know is that they are Somali immigrants."
Anyhow, I just got out of the hospital and am ready to get jumped for Trump (again) as well as buy a new phone. I'm the son of uncle Sam and shall keep resurrecting (but not so successful at recruiting so far. but people will keep looping the same street to view my demonstrations and converse, so am getting somewhere.
Liberalism contains too many of the errors of the Soviet union, and as a liberal all I lived for was lust, covetousness, greed, envy, laziness, gluttony, hedonism, and passing pleasure. I wont even mention the murder of 125,000 defensless humans EVERY day. oops! Too late! And even without that statistic, the left still killed far more people, conquered far more land, and had far more death camps than the right!
Please vote right! It's the right thing to do!
My new hobbie is printing out stuff like this, taping it to cardboard, and waltzing down the busy traffic jams giggling hysterically and waving like I've got spiders in my shirt. Actually, I literally do. Muahahaha! Shouting "Vote for Trump! Don't be a Chump"!