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Learn From Master Wirey
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Are you really as socially and sexually prudish as you come across?
Or are you just putting on a more reserved air since we don't all know each other outside of an online forum?
Or are you just putting on a more reserved air since we don't all know each other outside of an online forum?
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Old Scratch
Active Member
As The Million Dollar Man Wirey wrestled.
Here the real Wirey is!
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Ted Dibiase at public pool, on Prime Time Wrestling - YouTube
Here the real Wirey is!
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Ted Dibiase at public pool, on Prime Time Wrestling - YouTube
Wirey, is it really true that when you got married you took your wife on a Septic Tank Scuba Diving Expedition for your honeymoon?
Wirey
Fartist
My wife was 11 months pregnant when we got married. I took her to an all you can eat place that she put under in about 14 minutes. Marlin Perkins couldn't have pulled her off that Honey Garlic Rib steam tray.
Wirey
Fartist
I wear a rubber glove to pee. I don't want to establish that kind of relationship with me. What am I, a ****?
When you ask a woman, "How you doin'" do you really want to know?
Wirey
Fartist
Yes. Like every man, I can't wait to hear a woman describe, in excruciating detail, what she's feeling, and how it pains her to have her mother's ankles.
How you doin'?
Wirey
Fartist
Actually, I'm half Jewish and half Screwball. I'm Screwish. There's only the one of me, so far, but I'm trying to reproduce by splitting down the middle so we can start going door-to-door.
Well, it's not the ankles, I have my mother's legs and ankles, and she has nice legs and ankles. You see, it's the cramps -- and along with cramps, comes the crankiness and touchiness. It's tough. And, it's annoying to realize you are doing it, and you still do it anyway. You get it... just not right at that particular moment in time.
Do you know what it feels like to be annoyed with being around yourself?
Oh, you do!
So anyway, like I was sayin', then there's this feeling like everything is coming at you all at the same time. and it's like, "Ahhhh! Just leave me alone." You know... (sigh)
Amechania
Daimona of the Helpless
And the angel opened the scroll and locust poured forth, and scorpions, and every kind of salesman. And thus spake the angel, "When thou seest the father of lies and insults appear at your door, fear not, for the end is not yet. Lest thou seest his twin. Kisseth then thine *** goodbye."
Trey of Diamonds
Well-Known Member
Do you go swimming with Polar Bears?
Wirey, what do you do when the snow melts?
Wirey
Fartist
Um, yes?
Wirey
Fartist
Do you go swimming with Polar Bears?
Only if they're swimming in vodka.
Wirey
Fartist
Snow melts? Get out!
Wirey
Fartist
Hi Wirey.First of all, what brought you here on RF?
Part of my work-release program.