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Learn From Master Wirey

Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
When you meet a poster who is educated, intelligent, sophisticated, accomplished, respected,
ethical, & engaging....what should be done to bring him/her down a peg or 2?
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
Revoltingest said:
When you meet a poster who is educated, intelligent, sophisticated, accomplished, respected,
ethical, & engaging....what should be done to bring him/her down a peg or 2?
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i recommend booger jokes and cyber-stalking. Let them know the rest of us have to roll in our own filth, and they should too. If that fails, I use an on-line detective agency to find out where they live and send a hooker to their workplace, demanding payment for acts I won't describe here.
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
savagewind said:
How would you feel if you forgot your short shorts?
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Naked naked. But that's not exactly an unsavoury state of affairs for me. There's nothing that quite compares to a gentle breeze wafting the Fromunda cheese smell off of one's scrote. Of course, the other people in the food court had a different opinion.

PS For the heretics, Fromunda cheese is the cheese harvested fromunda my nuts.
 
4consideration

4consideration

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Premium Member
Revoltingest said:
I recommend a musical number.....
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Gregorius: NMKY (live on TV) - YouTube
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I never tire of that gem. It's a family favorite at our home these days.

My most favorite part is 1:50-1:52. I'm not really sure what point he is emphasizing -- but I'm convinced. (It was a close race with 1:44, where it looks like he might throw up. But, there can be only one favorite, so I'm going with 1:50-1:52.)
 
4consideration

4consideration

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Premium Member
Wirey said:
Here, have a new family favourite. Don't stop watching until you see the 'Dancing Plank':
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Those were nice. You have a point. Thanks for submitting them for consideration.

But, I have formed a sentimental attachment to the Gregorius video, one that is not so easily broken. :D
 
savagewind

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
What I mean is if you packed your bag and you got on the plane, but the plane crashed, and behold you and your bag were safe, but you discovered you had forgot to pack your short shorts, how would you feel? I'm sure as I can be I'm on topic for goodness sake.
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
savagewind said:
What I mean is if you packed your bag and you got on the plane, but the plane crashed, and behold you and your bag were safe, but you discovered you had forgot to pack your short shorts, how would you feel? I'm sure as I can be I'm on topic for goodness sake.
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First, I would be grateful I wasn't the guy the plane landed on. Second, I'd be devastated by the absence of my short shorts. But, being a direct descendant of McGyver, I'd just make a pair out of a spoon, a piece of wire, and the power of the earth's north pole.
 
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