Not just any prophet...the ONE TRUE prophet, the Great Spinkle (I think being a prophet would be very "prophet-able" for me. Haha, another bad joke.)
Come on Bastet...don't take away my fantasy (and Maize's) :lol:
Ok, so now I think we need some kind of all powerful deity. How about Rex, God of admins. He will be depicted as a benevolent but firm chariot-riding smiley face with sunglasses.
And Master Vigil will be a spiritual guru, who like, sits atop a tall mountain in the Himalayas with his feet crossed.
I think inca should be the Grand Inquisitor. He goes around saving the souls of those who have "lost their way" by providing billions of links to websites which prove our religion is true. Either they give in, or slowly die as the weblinks destroy their brain (like Chinese water torture).
Let's see here...our central philosophy should be "To each his/her own; but everything to Spinkle".
Why should this be our central philosophy? Do not question the Great Spinkle, that's why!!