Let's split the USA in half...

[Neo Deist]

At this point, we just need 2 different countries.

On one side you can have:

Liberals
Gays
Hybrid cars
Tofu
Vegetarians/vegans
No guns
Higher taxes
Outlawed religion
Abortions
Welfare providing a free ride for life
Pacifists that bow down to other countries



On the other side we can have:

Conservatives
Traditional marriage
SUVs and 4x4s
Steak
Omnivores
Guns for law abiding citizens
Lower taxes
Religious freedom
Anti-abortion
Welfare until you get back on your feet
Red bloods that kick other countries' asses if they attack us

I know where I would live!

 

[Noa]

If by split in half you mean everyone that disagrees with me can move to Canada and all of the Canadians come down here with me than I am fine with that.

 

[psychoslice]

That would be a disaster, everyone should learn to live together, what's wrong with people, are they really that stupid ?.

 

[Sees]

I get the sentiment but would rather have it that states are more like states per earlier intentions, some being more liberal and some being more conservative - without so much focus on dictation of national, all-encompassing policies.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

On the other side we can have:

Conservatives
[...]
Religious freedom

Which is it? With the conservatives these days, you can't have both.

Edit: or by "religious freedom", do you actually mean "freedom for MY religion (and screw everyone else)"?

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

That would be a disaster, everyone should learn to live together, what's wrong with people, are they really that stupid ?.

Yes, yes they are.

 

[Sundance]

Yes, yes they are.

Indeed...

 

[Noa]

Personally, I think it is often a mistake to accuse others of being stupid. What people call stupidity is typically ignorance or lack of education -- not a lack of intelligence.

 

[Lyndon]

Where in the world do you get the idea that the liberal left wing people are all against religion, and that right wing conservatives would ever want to permit full freedom of religion, makes no sense at all.

Do you even realize that your right wing "utopia" would include all the Muslims, all the Asians, because they are Buddhist or Christian, and all the Hispanics because they are Catholic, something tells me your utopia doesn't really want to include these people and will be 95% white!!!!

 

[Neo Deist]

Where in the world do you get the idea that the liberal left wing people are all against religion, and that right wing conservatives would ever want to permit full freedom of religion, makes no sense at all.

Do you even realize that your right wing "utopia" would include all the Muslims, all the Asians, because they are Buddhist or Christian, and all the Hispanics because they are Catholic, something tells me your utopia doesn't really want to include these people and will be 95% white!!!!

Relax skippy. Apparently some people missed the humorous undertones of the OP.

 

[Lyndon]

Sorry friend, my bad, missed that one, I was trying to be a little humourous also LOL

 

[s13ep]

Yeah we're all the classic Joker, in this world.

Let's split the world in half:

A greater evil.

/

A greater good.

 

[Yerda]

I suppose the liberal side gets science, healthcare, and education?

 

[Neo Deist]

I suppose the liberal side gets pseudo-science, Obamacare, and selective politically correct so as not to offend anyone education?

Fixed it for you.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I suppose the liberal side gets science, healthcare, and education?

And the conservatives get sinkholes from unmaintained infrastructure, no minimum wage, and companies having the right to fire you at any time.

 

[Yerda]

Fixed it for you.

Ha! Well played, sir.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I just realized something: the conservatives would get all the Truck Nutz.

http://www.trucknutz.com/

Now I just feel sorry for them.

 

[Wu Wei]

At this point, we just need 2 different countries.

On one side you can have:

Liberals
Gays
Hybrid cars
Tofu
Vegetarians/vegans
No guns
Higher taxes
Outlawed religion
Abortions
Welfare providing a free ride for life
Pacifists that bow down to other countries



On the other side we can have:

Conservatives
Traditional marriage
SUVs and 4x4s
Steak
Omnivores
Guns for law abiding citizens
Lower taxes
Religious freedom
Anti-abortion
Welfare until you get back on your feet
Red bloods that kick other countries' asses if they attack us

I know where I would live!

but what if one is not Liberal or Conservative, an omnivore with vegetarian leanings, that eats Tofu, has nothing against those who eat steak, likes SUVs and 4x4s, wants lower taxes, believes in religious freedom.... basically I do not fit either your categories...so can we split the country in 3 pieces so I don't have to be upset by any of the other 2 extremes you set up

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

but what one is not Liberal or Conservative, an omnivore with vegetarian leanings, that eats Tofu, has nothing against those who eat steak, likes SUVs and 4x4s, wants lower taxes, believes in religious freedom.... basically I do not fit either your categories...so can we split the country in 3 pieces so I don't have to be upset by any of the other 2 extremes you set up

You can join us here in Canada.

 

[Altfish]

Personally, I think it is often a mistake to accuse others of being stupid. What people call stupidity is typically ignorance or lack of education -- not a lack of intelligence.

And being taught that evolution is false, global warming is a hoax and guns are good.