Lines from movies that made you groan.

[Skwim]

While I don't expect much of a response here---who recalls that many bad movie lines anyway---but I heard one the other day that was so bad I just had to share.

The movie was the 1931 Dracula, with Bela Lugosi. A good ways into the story Professor Van Helsing is in the process of investigating a recent "illness" that has been plaguing the area and which has recently struck Lucy Weston, the daughter of an old friend. She's been bitten by Dracula and turned into a vampire. Van Helsing deduces what's been going on and confronts Dracula, who says in his best Bela Lugosi voice,

..."Now you know what you know."


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[Deidre]

This. Is. Spartaaaa!

In the movie, it was great. But, the endless memes and gifs over that line from the movie just ruined it.

 

[Quetzal]

"Now that I’m with you again, I’m in agony. My heart is beating, hoping that that kiss will not become a scar.” - Star Wars prequel.

 

[RedDragon94]

This. Is. Spartaaaa!

In the movie, it was great. But, the endless memes and gifs over that line from the movie just ruined it.

I disagree. You know a movie is epic when there are 2,000,000,000 different kinds of memes about it.

 

[Town Heretic]

"He's got space dementia." Armageddon

 

[Revoltingest]

The worst line of all time......

 

[RedDragon94]

The worst line of all time......

I wonder how many married people would agree with that.

 

[Deidre]

Literally anything in any disney movie ever.

lol

 

[freethinker44]

The "wiggle your big toe" line in Kill Bill. But I have an aversion to feet and Uma Thurman, so that might play a big part in my distaste for the line.

 

[Curious George]

"There's been a murder! And someone is responsible"

 

[Revoltingest]

I wonder how many married people would agree with that.

Staying married means saying whatever the little woman needs to hear, whether you mean it or not.

 

[Revoltingest]

From the song in the movie, Live And Let Die (007).....
"....the world in which we live in...."

 

[Skwim]

"There's been a murder! And someone is responsible"

Good one!

As expressed in Plan 9 from Outer Space

Detective: Inspector Clay is dead! Murdered! And someone’s responsible!​

And others from the same movie

Air Force Captain: Visits? That would indicate visitors!

Gravedigger: I don’t like hearing noises, especially when there ain’t supposed to be any.​

 

[Ouroboros]

"Nooooooooo!"
- Darth Vader

Also, anything Jar Jar Binks says.

 

[Curious George]

Good one!

As expressed in Plan 9 from Outer Space

Detective: Inspector Clay is dead! Murdered! And someone’s responsible!​

And others from the same movie

Air Force Captain: Visits? That would indicate visitors!

Gravedigger: I don’t like hearing noises, especially when there ain’t supposed to be any.​

Yes, that is the movie. Been a while since I have seen it. So I was a little off. But it has to be okay to misquote bad movies, right?

 

[Quetzal]

"Nooooooooo!"
- Darth Vader

Also, anything Jar Jar Binks says.

I laughed out loud in the theater when that happened. Awful.

 

[BSM1]

The last Steve Mcqueen line in The Sand Pebbles:

"What the Hell happened?"

 

[metis]

How about an entire movie that made me groan? This summer I watched the movie "The Jersey Boys", which was a catastrophic remake of one of my favorite plays "The Jersey Boys". How could the producers screw up such a marvelous play to make such a terrible movie? Somehow they managed to do it.

 

[Jainarayan]

This. Is. Spartaaaa!

In the movie, it was great. But, the endless memes and gifs over that line from the movie just ruined it.

So true. It's madness.

 

[Ouroboros]

I laughed out loud in the theater when that happened. Awful.

It made me upset and disappointed. That movie was so bad, and the script even worse, I haven't been able to re-watch any of the ep2 or ep3. I tried, but couldn't. I get to the Jar Jar introduction.. and I have to leave. But the "noooo" part was just so incredible stupid. Arrrrrrrgh. End of rant.