Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Michael. And you know what was crazy? OK, so I have dark eyes and used to have very dark hair. And a pug nose. He looked so Aryan it wasn't even funny. I mean, towheaded blonde, blue eyes, straight nose, etc. I was born in New Orleans, and he was born in Texas. BUT both his parents were from Louisiana so there's that. Anyway, there were all sorts of (my) family stories about Native American princesses and dark-skinned, dark eyed, dark-haired people (though my skin is super light). I felt sort of bad about him because he didn't know hardly anything about his ancestry, so I sent our DNA off, and GET THIS. Mine came back pure white as the driven snow, and his came back with everything, even African, in it! Oh and even Jewish! Mine was all dark blue and his was every color of the rainbow! I was so jealous!Awesome. What's his name?