Make Me Angry

[Kilgore Trout]

I'm having an even more difficult time than usual getting worked up about the myriad boring topics constantly being discussed on RF. Please, somebody, say something or talk about something that will fill me with rage and self-righteousness.

 

[4consideration]

I think you're cute.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I thought narcissists couldn't be angered? They have a malady for which there is no theoretical cure. As they digress their condition worsens until they eventually believe themselves to be perfectly happy no matter what anyone says or does to them. Its like the ultimate hallucination.

 

[Alceste]

White privilege.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I think you're cute.

Cute? CUTE? A splendid and magnificent example of manliness, charisma, and striking good looks who is beyond compare, and you call me CUTE? Bunnies are cute. Kittens are cute. I resent your comment and think you really need to look up the definition of cute the next time you thoughtlessly toss that word around!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I totally agree. You were so right to object to being called cute. Well said.

 

[4consideration]

Cute? CUTE? A splendid and magnificent example of manliness, charisma, and striking good looks who is beyond compare, and you call me CUTE? Bunnies are cute. Kittens are cute. I resent your comment and think you really need to look up the definition of cute the next time you thoughtlessly toss that word around!

...and sweet, too.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I thought narcissists couldn't be angered? They have a malady for which there is no theoretical cure. As they digress their condition worsens until they eventually believe themselves to be perfectly happy no matter what anyone says or does to them. Its like the ultimate hallucination.

Well, Mr. Armchair Psychologist, you're wrong. Us narcissists are perfectly capable of being angered by people who mindless spout off pop psychology and other claptrap. Why don't you do us all a favor and go peddle your vapid ramblings about narcissists to somebody who actually notices that you exist!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

White privilege.

Hey lady, it's not my fault I happened to be born as the superior race. If someone wants what I got, they better go back and be reborn the right color.

 

[Alceste]

Rape culture.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Rape culture.

Don't get me started! Aarrrgh! Whatever happened to our rape culture? It used to be a lot easier to rape with impunity, and then get high fives from all your guy friends. Friggin' feminists, trying to tell everybody that they shouldn't rape. How the hell else am I supposed to get laid???

 

[Alceste]

Don't get me started! Aarrrgh! Whatever happened to our rape culture? It used to be a lot easier to rape with impunity, and then get high fives from all your guy friends. Friggin' feminists, trying to tell everybody that they shouldn't rape. How the hell else am I supposed to get laid???

The male gaze.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

The male gaze.

Uuuurgghhh! I'm so sick of the male gays! "We want equal rights. We want to not be discriminated against." How can you possibly expect anyone to take you seriously when you wear a pink boa??

 

[Alceste]

Uuuurgghhh! I'm so sick of the male gays! "We want equal rights. We want to not be discriminated against." How can you possibly expect anyone to take you seriously when you wear a pink boa??

Cisgender privilege.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Cisgender privilege.

Christ, now you're just making words up! Cisgender? What friggin' language is that? Why doesn't anyone speak English anymore?? Hablo Ingles?

 

[Alceste]

Christ, now you're just making words up! Cisgender? What friggin' language is that? Why doesn't anyone speak English anymore?? Hablo Ingles?

Anglo-saxon privilege.

 

[Quagmire]

Wanna just swap accounts for a week?

I never run out of things to be POed about.

 

[Wirey]

I'm having an even more difficult time than usual getting worked up about the myriad boring topics constantly being discussed on RF. Please, somebody, say something or talk about something that will fill me with rage and self-righteousness.

The other day I pictured you tied up, and my wiener didn't move.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Well, Mr. Armchair Psychologist, you're wrong. Us narcissists are perfectly capable of being angered by people who mindless spout off pop psychology and other claptrap. Why don't you do us all a favor and go peddle your vapid ramblings about narcissists to somebody who actually notices that you exist!

Don't go on like that. Think about care bears.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Meh. You're just not my type.