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Maths Jokes

Fluffy

A fool
As you might have noticed, I am in a bit of a maths mood at the moment what with my exams coming up and the wind up of revision starting so I thought I'd show you all the extent of my geekery with these maths jokes I heard. You need to have a moderate understanding of maths to "get" them (except for the last one :)) but even then they are still groaners :).

1) 2 cats are sliding down a roof. Which one will reach the bottom first?

The one with the lowest mu.

2) At a party, all the polynomials are having a wild time except for e^x who is sitting sadly in the corner. x^2 takes pity on the exponential and says "hey dude! come integrate with us!" e^x replied mournfully "I would be it doesn't do anything for me".

3) And the old classic! Why was 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

enjoy! *end of geekery*
 

Fluffy

A fool
... another reminder of why i hate math... the corney jokes! :p
Lol especially when your class only knows one and various "comedians" insist on repeating it at opportune moments, usually just as you are about to drift off to sleep :).

Maths itself is damn interesting though :p.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I think I would prefer my algebra teacher's golf stories than some of these jokes.
 
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