Redneck Mystic
Active Member
Gloria Steinem wrote a book entitled The Truth Will Set You Free But First It Will **** You Off.
I wonder if any man has standing in any venue to pretend to be an expert on women.
Imagine how fast things would change on this world if all woman crossed their legs until things improved?
I used to joke, sort of, that I was going for a PhD in Women’s Studies, but I eventually figured out that was truly dumbass, because only a woman can know what it’s like to be a woman.
Maybe in 2015 this little poem came out of me as was getting ready to go to a monthly Key West Poetry Guild reading,
"Bi Polar”
the world's favorite mood disorder
the cause of all human ails,
including wars,
if the demons aren't counted
bi polar disorder,
the destruction of the
south pole,
the feminine,
the north pole,
he ain't been
right in the head
since she’s been gone
Maybe in 2017, this ‘un showed up as I was getting ready to attend a monthly Key West Poetry Guild reading,
"Eve's Answer”
Vexing Truth
Life is Poetry,
Poetry is Life,
There's no more to say,
but that would make God
a really dull boy,
now wouldn't it, Eve?
So, Eve,What say you?
After all,You have been,
still are,
blamed,for everything that went wrong
with hu - MAN - i - ty.
Well, do you really want to hear
what I gotta say?
Is this one of those
be careful what you ask for pregnancies?
Well, is it?
Probably, but say what you wish -
I s'pect you need to be heard.
Heard?
Funny you mention ears.
Yes, ears.
Such important receptacles.
Yet filled with concrete,
****, propaganda, beliefs,certainties,
well, let's not leave out
SUPERSTITION and RELIGION,
now should we?
By the way,
where do ya suppose
God came from?
Or, out of?
And, why do ya s'pose
I made Eve
in my own IMAGE?’
'Cause Adam was
so bored and dull -
so ... predictable
He was BORING!!!
the **** outta me!!!
That's why.
Now
Shusssssh -
Don't go round quoting me
on any of that -
I've had quite enough of
the religious right
ta last me
the rest of forever!
I wonder if any man has standing in any venue to pretend to be an expert on women.
Imagine how fast things would change on this world if all woman crossed their legs until things improved?
I used to joke, sort of, that I was going for a PhD in Women’s Studies, but I eventually figured out that was truly dumbass, because only a woman can know what it’s like to be a woman.
Maybe in 2015 this little poem came out of me as was getting ready to go to a monthly Key West Poetry Guild reading,
"Bi Polar”
the world's favorite mood disorder
the cause of all human ails,
including wars,
if the demons aren't counted
bi polar disorder,
the destruction of the
south pole,
the feminine,
the north pole,
he ain't been
right in the head
since she’s been gone
Maybe in 2017, this ‘un showed up as I was getting ready to attend a monthly Key West Poetry Guild reading,
"Eve's Answer”
Vexing Truth
Life is Poetry,
Poetry is Life,
There's no more to say,
but that would make God
a really dull boy,
now wouldn't it, Eve?
So, Eve,What say you?
After all,You have been,
still are,
blamed,for everything that went wrong
with hu - MAN - i - ty.
Well, do you really want to hear
what I gotta say?
Is this one of those
be careful what you ask for pregnancies?
Well, is it?
Probably, but say what you wish -
I s'pect you need to be heard.
Heard?
Funny you mention ears.
Yes, ears.
Such important receptacles.
Yet filled with concrete,
****, propaganda, beliefs,certainties,
well, let's not leave out
SUPERSTITION and RELIGION,
now should we?
By the way,
where do ya suppose
God came from?
Or, out of?
And, why do ya s'pose
I made Eve
in my own IMAGE?’
'Cause Adam was
so bored and dull -
so ... predictable
He was BORING!!!
the **** outta me!!!
That's why.
Now
Shusssssh -
Don't go round quoting me
on any of that -
I've had quite enough of
the religious right
ta last me
the rest of forever!