Metal Gear Woes.

[Zephyr]

The Metal Gear Solid series leaves me with a lot of questions.

Why must Metal Gear Solid and Snake Eater not be released on Xbox? Why must I never get to see Saladin in my own home? Why must I only play Substance? I really should write a song about it. I am living a life Without Octopus, Wolf, Raven, or even Mantis. Liquid became an arm, which is just lame, and Ocelot still has Chronic Backstabbing Disorder. I say we force Konami to release on Xbox. I dont want to get a playstation or gamecube. When my dream is complete, everything will be well. It will cause world peace! Ninjas and Pirates will drink together. Cobra will break bread with GI Joe. Megatron will have a slumber party and invite Optimus Prime. OK, maybe I went a bit far there, but things will be grand. I miss you Metal Gear!

Why is snake so awesome. Why do I remember the name Snake Plissken from somewhere. Is Snake as Iriqous plissken just a play on words? Why was Raiden such a wuss. And whats up with Olga Gurlukavich's Hairy armpits? This causes to many questions.

I'm suprised the Sons of Liberty aren't trying to stop me here. That would be bad. All I'm saying is that they are trying to block th

 

[michel]

err, care to translate that into English, please?

 

[Zephyr]

err, care to translate that into English, please?

Such words are incorruptable and cannot be translated. They must remain in videogamenerdese. I wonder if anyone understands it.

Either way, it's a bit of a cross between a rant and a plea.

 

[cardero]

err, care to translate that into English, please?

Michel, if I may……



Brother Zypher be bumming on the top box,

‘thority be holdin’ back the ‘spirience.

Why they gotta play us across the board

when all our ware is soft?

Jokers be trippen’!

 

[Stick of Joseph]

I share you fealings Zephyr, and yes sadly I understand u.