Metal & Hard Rock Metallic God!
Oh! Man! I LOVE..VE....ve...ve...My God..!
& I Admire him S
oooo... Much!
..he is really Great...u ..know...!
..but u know, I want to tell you a little secret of mine...!
...I ...FEAR....that God TOO....oooo!
...lest he PUNISH me in the Now ...or ...Hereafter..!
...for 6 months in a Year...I am the Very Example of Behaviour as "Expected"..by Him!
...for the remaining 6 months...you know...I just relax..and do WHATEVER...
I feel like doing....as THAT Moment Dictates....
...well, me & god ..go along quite well.........welll!
When I am in BIG TROUBLE....I....PRAY ....to....GOD!
....& STRIKE.....a Monologue....DEAL....with Him..!
...Oh! God! If you will SEE ME THROUGH THIS....
I will GIVE you ...my sacrifices and offerings...
..in Today's Terminology that is REALLY 33,000 Swiss Francs!
..and God DID HIS JOB!
...NOW I am on the Way to the Swiss Bank to pay 33,000 Swiss Francs...!
TO WHOM?
God WORKS in Mysterious Ways....
He DOES NOT ACCEPT...gifts or "bribes"....on a Direct-to-Direct-PayPal basis...
(may be the Esteemed Political Leaders and Top-Class Bureaucrats
learned a thing or two from...Him!)
So He SAYS........GIVE IT TO THE BROKER........!
WHO is THE BROKER?
In Hinduism, it is the BROKERAGE FIRM
called .."Tirupathi Devasthanam".....
which "RECEIVES" ....crores...& ..crores....& millions...& billions...
in Rupees, Gold, Diamonds......
In Christianity, it is the BROKERAGE FIRM
that owns....PALATIAL BUILDINGS....architectural 'breath takers'...
with an ANNUAL REVENUE....of...
Billions of Dollars???? 400 Tons of Gold...?
GOD ACCEPTS MONEY!
GOD used to ACCEPT BLOOD!
In Vedic, Egyptian, Pagan, Mayan......TIMES!
WILL GOD ACCEPT IRON?
I have 234 KG of Pure Iron
..to Offer Him.
Through Internet, I am asking the TOP-BRASS
of ALL RELIGIONS..
whether THEIR GOD....will OK it..
If you have an underhand tip,
let me know.
Appeasing God,
Satish
PS: Hard Rock Metallic Bands wearing T-Shirts of Another ..G..or D
will include
.Iron Maiden
.Ozzy Ozborne / Black Sabbath
..White Snake
Judas Priest
.Led Zeppelin
.Deep Purple
.Uriah Heep.
.The Who
.Pink Floyd
.Nazareth
Queen
Alice Cooper
Scorpions
Stone Temple Pilots
.Van Halen
AC/DC
.JIMI HENDRIX ..the Master !
..Motley Crue..
..Guns & Roses..
.the Wickedest of Evil Rock
..Metallica..
.Metallica .a Hard Rock Metal Band..?
WAS THIS POST ABOUT .HARD ROCK METAL ?
..tuning
S
Oh! Man! I LOVE..VE....ve...ve...My God..!
& I Admire him S
oooo... Much!..he is really Great...u ..know...!
..but u know, I want to tell you a little secret of mine...!
...I ...FEAR....that God TOO....oooo!
...lest he PUNISH me in the Now ...or ...Hereafter..!
...for 6 months in a Year...I am the Very Example of Behaviour as "Expected"..by Him!
...for the remaining 6 months...you know...I just relax..and do WHATEVER...
I feel like doing....as THAT Moment Dictates....
...well, me & god ..go along quite well.........welll!
When I am in BIG TROUBLE....I....PRAY ....to....GOD!
....& STRIKE.....a Monologue....DEAL....with Him..!
...Oh! God! If you will SEE ME THROUGH THIS....
I will GIVE you ...my sacrifices and offerings...
..in Today's Terminology that is REALLY 33,000 Swiss Francs!
..and God DID HIS JOB!
...NOW I am on the Way to the Swiss Bank to pay 33,000 Swiss Francs...!
TO WHOM?
God WORKS in Mysterious Ways....
He DOES NOT ACCEPT...gifts or "bribes"....on a Direct-to-Direct-PayPal basis...
(may be the Esteemed Political Leaders and Top-Class Bureaucrats
learned a thing or two from...Him!)
So He SAYS........GIVE IT TO THE BROKER........!
WHO is THE BROKER?
In Hinduism, it is the BROKERAGE FIRM
called .."Tirupathi Devasthanam".....
which "RECEIVES" ....crores...& ..crores....& millions...& billions...
in Rupees, Gold, Diamonds......
In Christianity, it is the BROKERAGE FIRM
that owns....PALATIAL BUILDINGS....architectural 'breath takers'...
with an ANNUAL REVENUE....of...
Billions of Dollars???? 400 Tons of Gold...?
GOD ACCEPTS MONEY!
GOD used to ACCEPT BLOOD!
In Vedic, Egyptian, Pagan, Mayan......TIMES!
WILL GOD ACCEPT IRON?
I have 234 KG of Pure Iron
..to Offer Him.
Through Internet, I am asking the TOP-BRASS
of ALL RELIGIONS..
whether THEIR GOD....will OK it..
If you have an underhand tip,
let me know.
Appeasing God,
Satish
PS: Hard Rock Metallic Bands wearing T-Shirts of Another ..G..or D
will include
.Iron Maiden
.Ozzy Ozborne / Black Sabbath
..White Snake
Judas Priest
.Led Zeppelin
.Deep Purple
.Uriah Heep.
.The Who
.Pink Floyd
.Nazareth
Queen
Alice Cooper
Scorpions
Stone Temple Pilots
.Van Halen
AC/DC
.JIMI HENDRIX ..the Master !
..Motley Crue..
..Guns & Roses..
.the Wickedest of Evil Rock
..Metallica..
.Metallica .a Hard Rock Metal Band..?
WAS THIS POST ABOUT .HARD ROCK METAL ?
..tuning
S
