I've been in South America for the last few years, and when I got back things were a lot different. Reality TV was everywhere; Britney Spears was a whore; there was a midget on every TV show; people were wearing those foam and mesh hats like they were Versace; religion was more about political activism; high school girls dressed like prostitutes; everybody was on the Atkins Diet, and music really sucked. What happened?!? Why is the world so messed up?!? Who's fault is this?!? AAAHHHH!!!