Military Coup Of RF !!

[Revoltingest]

I didn't win the election, but I refuse to leave RF.
Laying the groundwork, I hereby fire all staff, & replace
them with blindly loyal toadies RF's intellectual elite...
@Shadow Wolf
@BSM1
@KAT-KAT
@ChristineM
@Wu Wei
@Wirey
@Thief

Rumor has it that all Generals, Admirals, & the losers
& suckers serving under them are on my side.
Who wants to join me!
What services can you offer?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Great job on the poll, my lord.

 

[Kenny]

I didn't win the election, but I refuse to leave RF.
Laying the groundwork, I hereby fire all staff, & replace
them with blindly loyal toadies RF's intellectual elite...
@Shadow Wolf
@BSM1
@KAT-KAT
@ChristineM
@Wu Wei
@Wirey
@Thief

Rumor has it that all Generals, Admirals, & the losers
& suckers serving under them are on my side.
Who wants to join me!
What services can you offer?

I'll call those votes Illegal... I want a recount!

 

[Nakosis]

I didn't win the election, but I refuse to leave RF.
Laying the groundwork, I hereby fire all staff, & replace
them with blindly loyal toadies RF's intellectual elite...
@Shadow Wolf
@BSM1
@KAT-KAT
@ChristineM
@Wu Wei
@Wirey
@Thief

Rumor has it that all Generals, Admirals, & the losers
& suckers serving under them are on my side.
Who wants to join me!
What services can you offer?

Are you offering tofu and/or bacon as payment for these services?
That's pretty liberal.

 

[Revoltingest]

Are you offering tofu and/or bacon as payment for these services?
That's pretty liberal.

I am indeed a liberal, albeit a "classical liberal".
But I have no idea what the question or answers mean.

 

[sun rise]

I reject your assertion of primacy and anoint myself leader of the counter-revolution. I invite all staff members to join me to restore the rightful rule of benevolent overlords who have only the best interest of the minions and peasants at heart.

The only thing I ask in return is immunity from any and all words I might type as long as I'm supreme commander.

 

[Revoltingest]

I reject your assertion of primacy and anoint myself leader of the counter-revolution. I invite all staff members to join me to restore the rightful rule of benevolent overlords who have only the best interest of the minions and peasants at heart.

The only thing I ask in return is immunity from any and all words I might type as long as I'm supreme commander.

So you're their Nancy Pelosi now, eh.
See you in court!

 

[sun rise]

So you're their Nancy Pelosi now, eh.
See you in court!

My super powers far exceeds hers

 

[Revoltingest]

My super powers far exceeds hers

You do have a great theme song.

 

[Left Coast]

I didn't win the election, but I refuse to leave RF.
Laying the groundwork, I hereby fire all staff, & replace
them with blindly loyal toadies RF's intellectual elite...
@Shadow Wolf
@BSM1
@KAT-KAT
@ChristineM
@Wu Wei
@Wirey
@Thief

Rumor has it that all Generals, Admirals, & the losers
& suckers serving under them are on my side.
Who wants to join me!
What services can you offer?

Um hi, where do I file a complaint? The management around here are a bunch of slackers!

 

[Rival]

Lol joke's on you. Xenforo will quickly sort you guys out.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Um hi, where do I file a complaint? The management around here are a bunch of slackers!

It's over at the complaint box near the swamp that hasn't been drained.

 

[Revoltingest]

Um hi, where do I file a complaint? The management around here are a bunch of slackers!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I mean, it sounds all glamorous to think about Scottish wars and angry bears with a "delete post" button. But with Revolting in charge, won't that mean we'll have to listen to the hymns and poetry of @Sunstone ?

 

[Left Coast]

*writes down ideas for Site Feedback*

 

[Revoltingest]

I mean, it sounds all glamorous to think about Scottish wars and angry bears with a "delete post" button. But with Revolting in charge, won't that mean we'll have to listen to the hymns and poetry of @Sunstone ?

All poetry will be limericks.
27% must begin with "There once was a...".

 

[DagonVarunaMitraApolloZan]

Pretty sure I can handle making all posts on this website.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I didn't win the election, but I refuse to leave RF.
Laying the groundwork, I hereby fire all staff, & replace
them with blindly loyal toadies RF's intellectual elite...
@Shadow Wolf
@BSM1
@KAT-KAT
@ChristineM
@Wu Wei
@Wirey
@Thief

Rumor has it that all Generals, Admirals, & the losers
& suckers serving under them are on my side.
Who wants to join me!
What services can you offer?

But I already stepped down once. Ugh, that means you want me to work.

 

[Revoltingest]

But I already stepped down once. Ugh, that means you want me to work.

You could be in charge of dispensing punishment.
Interested now?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You could be in charge of dispensing punishment.
Interested now?

Only if you make everyone use taser keyboards and give me the switch.