Military Coup Of RF !!

[Revoltingest]

Only if you make everyone use taser keyboards and give me the switch.

That would work only while they're posting.
Not good enuf.
How about...

 

[dybmh]

All poetry will be limericks.

Revoltingest took over RF.
Posted a poll that made zero sense.
I voted for tofu,
'cause bacon lacks an "OU".
Now I'm out of a job, just like Pence.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I reject your assertion of primacy and anoint myself leader of the counter-revolution. I invite all staff members to join me to restore the rightful rule of benevolent overlords who have only the best interest of the minions and peasants at heart.

The only thing I ask in return is immunity from any and all words I might type as long as I'm supreme commander.

I fully support you in this endevour. My only request is that you keep my support secret for now, as I don't want to be subjected to calls of bias, or harassment. You understand, I'm sure. But I'm completely supportive.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I didn't win the election, but I refuse to leave RF.
Laying the groundwork, I hereby fire all staff, & replace
them with blindly loyal toadies RF's intellectual elite...
@Shadow Wolf
@BSM1
@KAT-KAT
@ChristineM
@Wu Wei
@Wirey
@Thief

Rumor has it that all Generals, Admirals, & the losers
& suckers serving under them are on my side.
Who wants to join me!
What services can you offer?

I fully support you in this endevour. My only request is that you keep my support secret for now, as I don't want to be subjected to calls of bias, or harassment. You understand, I'm sure. But I'm completely supportive.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

All poetry will be limericks.
27% must begin with "There once was a...".

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose hose was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a...umm...

Actually...forget it.

 

[Revoltingest]

I fully support you in this endevour. My only request is that you keep my support secret for now, as I don't want to be subjected to calls of bias, or harassment. You understand, I'm sure. But I'm completely supportive.

Turncoats are useful.
I respect that.

 

[Revoltingest]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose hose was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a...umm...

Actually...forget it.

Wise move.

 

[SeekerOnThePath]

Who's got their rifle, weed and logger truck?

 

[Revoltingest]

Who's got their rifle, weed and logger truck?

I have many weeds.
(No chemicals on the lawn for me.)

 

[Shadow Wolf]

That would work only while they're posting.
Not good enuf.
How about...

Good enough.
I may or may not develop motor ticks, just so you know.

 

[Estro Felino]

Omg...a military coup...like in Argentina?
I will be kidnapped by some militia formed of muscled soldiers....
Well...it's alright...I can take it...

 

[ChristineM]

I didn't win the election, but I refuse to leave RF.
Laying the groundwork, I hereby fire all staff, & replace
them with blindly loyal toadies RF's intellectual elite...
@Shadow Wolf
@BSM1
@KAT-KAT
@ChristineM
@Wu Wei
@Wirey
@Thief

Rumor has it that all Generals, Admirals, & the losers
& suckers serving under them are on my side.
Who wants to join me!
What services can you offer?

I am not sure if i object to being called intellectual, but if you are paying in bacon then I'll join you.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

How's Wirey doing these days? In good shape?

 

[Revoltingest]

I am not sure if i object to being called intellectual, but if you are paying in bacon then I'll join you.

You can run the Revoltistanian Embassy in France.
@Estro Felino can run Italy's....if she's willing to run it with an iron fist.

 

[Estro Felino]

I am honored....

 

[Estro Felino]

How's Wirey doing these days? In good shape?

Yeah...I miss him.
I hope he is fine.

 

[Revoltingest]

How's Wirey doing these days? In good shape?

Last time he was here, he was healthy & relatively sane.
I suspect that real life has pulled him away from us.
Family & work can be so demanding.
And RF is just a bunch of loud mouthed time wasters.

 

[Wu Wei]

I didn't win the election, but I refuse to leave RF.
Laying the groundwork, I hereby fire all staff, & replace
them with blindly loyal toadies RF's intellectual elite...
@Shadow Wolf
@BSM1
@KAT-KAT
@ChristineM
@Wu Wei
@Wirey
@Thief

Rumor has it that all Generals, Admirals, & the losers
& suckers serving under them are on my side.
Who wants to join me!
What services can you offer?

Brought me some friends.....and we're....ummmm....talking...to any who....aaa....disgaree