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Minuternity
The belief that at any one time, you only have 1 minute left to
live. Whether now, 5 minutes ago, or in an hour or so, there is
only 1 minute left until you die. Living in this state is called
'Minuternity'!!!!
At one second in our lives, this will actually be true. But without
commiting suicide, it is very hard to tell when. Minuters (Minute
Ministers) call this second 'The Eye of God'. They believe that
God reveals Herself in this second. This is why Minuters spend
their life believing they only have 1 minute left, in the hope that
they can continuously trick God to be with them right then and
there. God cannot be tricked, but it is said that the people who
have truly tricked themselves into living in 'Minuternity' are
rewarded, as God offers Her presence out of grace.
Some people rebelled and formed a separate sect called 4minuternity.
Minuters believe in a Goddess with 86400 eyes, one for every
second of the day. She used to keep them all open, but because
She is eternal, She got very tired and now only keeps one open
at a time. This means that She doesn't foresee all the bad stuff
that will happen in the future. The more devout Minuters there
are singing Her praises, the more we can wake Her up to foresee
and dispense of future evils.
A Temple of Minuternity always contains 1440 clocks - one
stopped at each minute in 24 hours. This is a visual reminder of
the swathes of time that God gives each of us to spend in Her
loving company. If a time of death of someone is known,
Minuters write the name of the deceased by the clock
displaying the minute before they passed away. A temple with
a verified name next to every single clock is considered very
holy, because it means that in that community, God has been
seen in every minute. This is very encouraging to Minuters and
pilgrims might flock from all over to visit such a temple.
No pilgrims will be flocking to this temple any time soon.
A Minuter is somebody who truly knows the value of time on
Earth and doesn't waste a minute of it. On the other hand,
Minuters are big procrastinators who always leave things to
the last minute. If you hear a Minuter say he hasn't got a
minute to spare, you know he is lying. You can always count
on a true Minuter to be with you in a minute.
You've only got one minute left to try Minuternity today! :super:
The belief that at any one time, you only have 1 minute left to
live. Whether now, 5 minutes ago, or in an hour or so, there is
only 1 minute left until you die. Living in this state is called
'Minuternity'!!!!
At one second in our lives, this will actually be true. But without
commiting suicide, it is very hard to tell when. Minuters (Minute
Ministers) call this second 'The Eye of God'. They believe that
God reveals Herself in this second. This is why Minuters spend
their life believing they only have 1 minute left, in the hope that
they can continuously trick God to be with them right then and
there. God cannot be tricked, but it is said that the people who
have truly tricked themselves into living in 'Minuternity' are
rewarded, as God offers Her presence out of grace.
Some people rebelled and formed a separate sect called 4minuternity.
Minuters believe in a Goddess with 86400 eyes, one for every
second of the day. She used to keep them all open, but because
She is eternal, She got very tired and now only keeps one open
at a time. This means that She doesn't foresee all the bad stuff
that will happen in the future. The more devout Minuters there
are singing Her praises, the more we can wake Her up to foresee
and dispense of future evils.
A Temple of Minuternity always contains 1440 clocks - one
stopped at each minute in 24 hours. This is a visual reminder of
the swathes of time that God gives each of us to spend in Her
loving company. If a time of death of someone is known,
Minuters write the name of the deceased by the clock
displaying the minute before they passed away. A temple with
a verified name next to every single clock is considered very
holy, because it means that in that community, God has been
seen in every minute. This is very encouraging to Minuters and
pilgrims might flock from all over to visit such a temple.
No pilgrims will be flocking to this temple any time soon.
A Minuter is somebody who truly knows the value of time on
Earth and doesn't waste a minute of it. On the other hand,
Minuters are big procrastinators who always leave things to
the last minute. If you hear a Minuter say he hasn't got a
minute to spare, you know he is lying. You can always count
on a true Minuter to be with you in a minute.
You've only got one minute left to try Minuternity today! :super:
