SK2005
Saint in training
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach
Why do bullies always ask "whats your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
When people say, "Im so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
I have many more that I'll add.........
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach
Why do bullies always ask "whats your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
When people say, "Im so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
I have many more that I'll add.........
