Ack! I don't know whether I love your new avatar or it scares me! (Maybe both?)
Most embarrassing, I've probably repressed.
Most recent was as I was driving back from Cedar Rapids today, just an hour ago or so. I tend to get so involved in songs that I'm listening to in the car that it reaches the level of 'interpretive dance'. I should be wary, I know, when singing along with the soundtrack for "Hedwig," especially when the song "Sugar Daddy" comes on. I wasn't being cautious, and a particularly raunchy verse came on. I came to a stop light and was eating licorice whips.
I happened to glance at the car beside me, where two young men were intensely studying my little performance, with puzzled smiles on their faces. I smiled... Umm, it wasn't a demure smile... and flicked the licorice at them in a flirty manner.
As they pulled away, I realized it was a cop car and the two men were officers.