• Welcome to Religious Forums, a friendly forum to discuss all religions in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Our modern chat room. No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting!
    • Access to private conversations with other members.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Movie quotes

jewscout

Religious Zionist
What are some of your favorite movie quotes??

Matthew McConaughey from "Dazed and Confused" - "Thats what i love about these high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age."
 

cardero

Citizen Mod
One movie that I can seriously relate to.

Though this movie has provided many profound moments for me, I have selected these gems.

“Well, I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years doctor and I am happy to say I finally won out over it.” James Stewart in HARVEY

“Years ago my mother used to say to me she’d say in this world Elwood you must be- (she’d always call me Elwood)- in this world Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant, but for years I was smart, I recommend pleasant, and you may quote me” James Stewart in HARVEY
 

Scuba Pete

Le plongeur avec attitude...
Mr. Pink: Oh yeah that's easy for you to say you've got a cool sounding name. How about we trade, OK? You're Mr. Pink.
 

SK2005

Saint in training
It's a big pretty white plane, red stripes, curtains in the windows, wheels, it looks like a big tylonel.
...And that's when I developed my drinking problem.
Hostpital what's that? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
We've got clearance Clerance, roger Roger, What's your vector Victor?
 

michel

Administrator Emeritus
Staff member
'A hole is a hole, is ahole' - Richard Burton in 'where Eagles Dare' (I think-memory chip in severe disaray):)
 

No*s

Captain Obvious
I have to put these in before someone else does :D

"Who are you?" "I'm Batman." Corney, cheesy, but I don't care. I liked it. Batman

"My name is Anigo Montoia. You killed my Father. Prepare to die." I quote it all the time. The Princess Bride

"Dr. Frankenstein?" "It's Frahnkensteen." "You're putting me on." No, it's Frahnkensteen. You must be Igor." "No, it's pronounced Eye-gore." "But they told me it was Igor." "Well they were wrong then, weren't they?" Young Frankenstein

Lastly, "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." Spaceballs
 

No*s

Captain Obvious
Nuts. I neglected two great superhero movies in that:

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." -- Banner in The Incredible Hulk TV series

"This is Lex Luthor. Only one thing alive with less than four legs can hear this frequency, Superman, and that's you." -- Luthor in Superman

"Ha ha. Before that. He said, 'Son, stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse. People are no **** good, but they will always need land and they will pay through the nose to get it! Remember,'" -- Luthor, Superman

"Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe." same

As you can see, I liked that Luthor :)
 

Circle_One

Well-Known Member
Oh wow, I've got tons of these.

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" Mr. Blonde-Reservoir Dogs

Best quote from Donnie Darko:
Donnie: "You're such a f**k*ss"
Elizabeth: "Did you just call me a f**k*ss? You can go suck a f**k."
Donnie: "Oh, please tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a f**k?"

Another Donnie Darko:
Donnie: "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
Frank: "Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?"

And some Army of Darkness quotes for good measure:
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." -Ash
"Oh you little ********! Alright, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!"-Ash yelling at the Mini Ashes.
 

Circle_One

Well-Known Member
No*s said:
"Dr. Frankenstein?" "It's Frahnkensteen." "You're putting me on." No, it's Frahnkensteen. You must be Igor." "No, it's pronounced Eye-gore." "But they told me it was Igor." "Well they were wrong then, weren't they?" Young Frankenstein
Ahh, I was going to put that one. Man, I love that movie!
 

No*s

Captain Obvious
Circle_One said:
Ahh, I was going to put that one. Man, I love that movie!

It is a good movie, ain't it :D? Did you know Mel Brookes is making his first sequal, another Spaceballs. I'm looking forward to that. Somehow, I anticipate it being called Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2. I don't know why, but it just fits.
 

Circle_One

Well-Known Member
No*s said:
It is a good movie, ain't it :D? Did you know Mel Brookes is making his first sequal, another Spaceballs. I'm looking forward to that. Somehow, I anticipate it being called Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2. I don't know why, but it just fits.
I didn't know that! That's amazing!! And I can actually see it being called that as well. When will it be out, do you know?
 

No*s

Captain Obvious
Circle_One said:
I didn't know that! That's amazing!! And I can actually see it being called that as well. When will it be out, do you know?


Mel Brookes said, "Best case scenario : a week before the new Star Wars opens. Worst Case Scenario : a year after the new star wars opens."
 

Circle_One

Well-Known Member
No*s said:
Mel Brookes said, "Best case scenario : a week before the new Star Wars opens. Worst Case Scenario : a year after the new star wars opens."
LOL! Well, that's quite a broad spectrum. We shall just have to wait and see I suppose.
 

Scuba Pete

Le plongeur avec attitude...
The Princess Bride has SOOO many great quotes...

Westley: "As you wish..."

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.


Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.
Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.

Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.
Westley: No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
 
Top