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Multi lingual backfires?

SomeRandom

Still learning to be wise
Staff member
Premium Member
So I grew up in a bilingual household. But I am not bilingual myself. Much to my own embarrassment lol
But I do understand both languages, well enough and I can speak a little bit of my other language lol. And that has saved some face in public

Years ago at my job (deli) I accidentally skipped a lady waiting in line. I was just in a rush and there were many waiting. She accused me of acting racist, since she was of obvious Indian decent. Her demeanour changed quite quickly from anger to confusion and even understanding when I humbly apologised to her in (albeit awful) Hindi. She became a regular customer after that and would sometimes bring me sweets during a festival lol

I remember I was out with a friend at a fairly decent tavern, just having a nice meal and a few drinks
And there was a rude group of boys talking in another language near us. Spanish by the sounds of it
My friend is as white as snow, even whiter than me lol
But like me she is biracial.
Anyway even with the language barrier I had, I could tell they were insulting us.
Cue my friend, no doubt being emboldened by the “liquid courage” we had had, strolling over to them, pouring out said drink over the loudest boy and then furiously berating him in her mother tongue (Spanish.)
His friends were stunned into silence, as was I, since she wasn’t one for starting drama.
But I heard a couple of (yeah fair enough) responses muttered lol
We encountered one of them a few days later and he profusely apologised to us and to my friend in particular.
She later translated what she had said to the offending boy and well, let’s just say I’m not allowed to post such on here. In English anyway lol

How about you? Ever seen a failed bilingual encounter? Been in one yourself? Saw something as amusing?
Let me know guys. Just for fun
 

Viker

Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
When I was 13 I greeted new Korean neighbors in Japanese. One of them responded in French. I kindly responded back in German. Needless to say, we hit it off well and promised to only speak English from then on. :p
 

SomeRandom

Still learning to be wise
Staff member
Premium Member
When I was 13 I greeted new Korean neighbors in Japanese. One of them responded in French. I kindly responded back in German. Needless to say, we hit it off well and promised to only speak English from then on. :p
Haha that’s awesome!!
 

Shaul

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
As a young man I was living in a Spanish speaking country before I had learned much Spanish. I tried to say I was embarrassed. But what I said in mangled Spanish was close to the Spanish word embarazada. Which means I told them I was pregnant. So I was then even more embarrassed.
 

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
My husband picked up Spanish at work.

We were at a Mexican restaurant, and he decided to order in Spanish. The waiter took our order, and moved on to the next table, seemingly of people he knew well. My husband started laughing, and the waiter looked up and seemed uncomfortable. I asked him what was so funny, and he said let me know the waiter had exclaimed to the other table(in Spanish) "that idiot American thinks he can speak Spanish!"

They ended up becoming friends.
 
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Aštra’el

Aštara, Blade of Aštoreth
I am not always so eager to let my strengths be known. I can speak two languages fluently and can understand three of them, but I find that people are often more… forthcoming… in divulging valuable information, if they are under the impression that I can not understand them, while they are engaged in conversation with people around me.
 

The Kilted Heathen

Crow FreyjasmaðR
At my job I had a very angry customer call in, a Greek gentleman from New York. His name was Christopolous, and whereas most people would pronounce it "chris-TOP-olus", I pronounced it "Kris-TOH-po-LOS". Apparently made all the difference, and he was very cooperative after that. I don't speak Greek (can kind of read it thanks to Russian), but I did play a lot of Assassin's Creed: Odyssey, and they pronounce Greek names correctly in that game. Apparently it rubbed off lol
 

dybmh

דניאל יוסף בן מאיר הירש
I was traveling abroad in a Spanish speaking country. I do not speak Spanish, but I was trying as I imagine many tourists do. A waiter came to the table offering more coffee.

I said, mixing english and spanish, "Give me pico" Instead of "Give me pocito". The waiter looked at me very strangely and told me in excellent english, in their dialect, I just asked for a "peck" a kiss. :p
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
How about you? Ever seen a failed bilingual encounter? Been in one yourself? Saw something as amusing?
Let me know guys. Just for fun
Heard from one girl complaining about this guy rubbing up on her, she tells him no and he acts like he doesn't understand her because he doesn't speak English.
I ran into one guy who tried to do that **** with me when I told him to back up, during the pandemic, when there are signs in both English and Spanish everybody to stay six feet away. This happened outside a store and the associate keeping count seems to have a let a couple extra people in to separate me and that douche.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I had a friend who back in the day was in Quebec, Canada. I don't remember the details but this is the gist: Someone would not speak English so he started speaking Spanish. The other person asked if he spoke English and he said "a little" and completed whatever the business was.
 

exchemist

Veteran Member
So I grew up in a bilingual household. But I am not bilingual myself. Much to my own embarrassment lol
But I do understand both languages, well enough and I can speak a little bit of my other language lol. And that has saved some face in public

Years ago at my job (deli) I accidentally skipped a lady waiting in line. I was just in a rush and there were many waiting. She accused me of acting racist, since she was of obvious Indian decent. Her demeanour changed quite quickly from anger to confusion and even understanding when I humbly apologised to her in (albeit awful) Hindi. She became a regular customer after that and would sometimes bring me sweets during a festival lol

I remember I was out with a friend at a fairly decent tavern, just having a nice meal and a few drinks
And there was a rude group of boys talking in another language near us. Spanish by the sounds of it
My friend is as white as snow, even whiter than me lol
But like me she is biracial.
Anyway even with the language barrier I had, I could tell they were insulting us.
Cue my friend, no doubt being emboldened by the “liquid courage” we had had, strolling over to them, pouring out said drink over the loudest boy and then furiously berating him in her mother tongue (Spanish.)
His friends were stunned into silence, as was I, since she wasn’t one for starting drama.
But I heard a couple of (yeah fair enough) responses muttered lol
We encountered one of them a few days later and he profusely apologised to us and to my friend in particular.
She later translated what she had said to the offending boy and well, let’s just say I’m not allowed to post such on here. In English anyway lol

How about you? Ever seen a failed bilingual encounter? Been in one yourself? Saw something as amusing?
Let me know guys. Just for fun
In France I often start a dialogue in my rather halting French, only to have my interlocutor respond in English. But the funny things in our household have been the mistranslations by my late wife, who was French, or my son who is bilingual but even so occasionally trips up. His most recent was talking of a Christmas turkey "with all the clippings".
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I speak french with a broad Lancashire accent, on its own is funny enough but then there are silent letters and hard and soft 'g's, sometimes in the same word.

We've been here over 7 years and i still can't get my mouth around the local village of la Roque Gageac. I speak it as la Rock Ga-jac and people are kind enough to know where i mean though i know it's not right.

When we first moved here i was often told 'bonne journée' when leaving somewhere (still am). I thought sheesh I'm only going next door, good of them to wish me good journey... to which i sometimes replied 'bon voyage a toi' and received some really strange looks.
Wrong, 'bonne journée' is 'good day' which i learned as bonne jour.

Calling a car by a male name is a no, no, cars are female... I won't make that error again.

Then there is ça va. A ubiquitous greeting and response, much easier than 'comment allez vous' and all the rigmarole of explaining your current demeanour which i did often enough with wierd looks until i got to grips with ça va.

A greeting conversation goes like this.
ça va?
ça va, ça va ,et tu?
ça va, ça va.

All depending on intonation you can get a perons life story (well day story) from that.
 

Polymath257

Think & Care
Staff member
Premium Member
In France I often start a dialogue in my rather halting French, only to have my interlocutor respond in English. But the funny things in our household have been the mistranslations by my late wife, who was French, or my son who is bilingual but even so occasionally trips up. His most recent was talking of a Christmas turkey "with all the clippings".


I like to joke that I know enough French that, when I go to France, they want to speak to me in English.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
What I remember from high school French is "bonne jour. Comment allez voud?" followed by "Je vais bien, merci".

And how many centuries ago was that?

Comment allez vous? Can still be used in a formal conversation but it's long winded
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
And how many centuries ago was that?

Comment allez vous? Can still be used in a formal conversation but it's long winded

A million centuries ago from the POV of how different the world is today. And at the same time, I'm 77, so just a wee smidgen over 60 years ago.
 
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