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Multiple Husbands

Thruve

Sheppard for the Die Hard
Has anybody had a revelation regarding God and his views on women having multiple husbands?
 

Thruve

Sheppard for the Die Hard
God told me it's a great idea.

So, love, get the ball rolling!
Write up your own version of scripture, and Ill endorse it!
Ill spread it around and gather all the women who want multiple husbands, and we will add another denomination to Christianity.

Im seriously not joking. Make it happen.
 

Thruve

Sheppard for the Die Hard
If you can get a contract drawn up for multiple boyfriends and one husband, sign me up.

Isn't that what Morman men do today anyhow to have 'multiple' wives?
Don't they legally marry one but marry the others before god, meaning legally they are only married to one female.
 

Thruve

Sheppard for the Die Hard
god was created by men for men. Practically all religions favour the man over the woman.

I get your determination to convince the world that God doesn't exist, but How many times must we tell you, its a lost cause.
I get you, I like you, I respect you and your ambitions/beliefs.. but every thread.. I mean really bro -.-

Here, make up your own version/interpretation of scripture over having multiple husbands for women and lets see how far we can use it to impact the christian world. Your name would forever be rememberd as a prophet of god over X denomination.
 
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Buttercup

Veteran Member
Isn't that what Morman men do today anyhow to have 'multiple' wives?
Don't they legally marry one but marry the others before god, meaning legally they are only married to one female.
Sounds about right. King Solomon had 1,000 wives and concubines, that's probably where they get the idea. ;)

I make enough via my business that I could afford a few boyfriends and my husband too. Some of them have to cook or it's a no-go. :cool:
 

Thruve

Sheppard for the Die Hard
Sounds about right. King Solomon had 1,000 wives and concubines, that's probably where they get the idea. ;)

I make enough via my business that I could afford a few boyfriends and my husband too. Some of them have to cook or it's a no-go. :cool:

Ahem, I can cook. My 1st job is cleaning, er common areas of expensive condo buildings along Floridian beaches, atleast. I have a good eye for interior design.
Im a man at heart, but do all the womenly stuff like a pro!

I would imagine most of solomons wives died via child birth. Wonder if that was an incentive to marry more, the fact many of your wives died early of different things. God, things are so different now D:
It must have been quite scary to live back then. I understand everything is relative, but still xP
 

Alceste

Vagabond
Alright I will. I will give you the respect however to name the Church it's self.
So, what shall it be called? The church of "insert here".

The Holy Alcestian Church of Ultimate Truth and Everybody Else Is Wrong About Everything.
 

outhouse

Atheistically
Sounds about right. King Solomon had 1,000 wives and concubines,

Is said to have had that many.

But its not a story with any historicity, at that time it was the total population.



But it does show you how later cultures viewed it as wealth.
 

Treks

Well-Known Member
The Holy Alcestian Church of Ultimate Truth and Everybody Else Is Wrong About Everything.

Awe, can you make it shorter? It won't fit in the 'religion' field of user details.

It makes more sense for a man to have multiple wives - more pregnant women on the go at one time.

Having multiple husbands I guess would be good for the woman as she has more people to squash spiders and change light globes.

And, personally, it's hard enough to keep up with one male libido sometimes, I'm not sure about keeping up with more than that!
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
Has anybody had a revelation regarding God and his views on women having multiple husbands?

Most men after the first sexual intercourse are definitely out of order.
whereas women can feel the urge to have sex all night.
because women have higher sex drives than men...and that would justify the need of polygamy
 
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