Murder Fur Hire

[Trey of Diamonds]

Animal Rights Activists Charged in Murder Fur Hire Plot

An animal activist planned to pay a hitman $730 to gun down a random person wearing fur outside of a Cleveland library.

A criteria for any gunmen considering the offer was that they do not wear "anything that looks remotely like fur," according to a police affidavit.

"I would like to create an online community on Facebook which would allow me to find someone who is willing to kill someone who is wearing fur toward the end of October 2011 or early November 2011 or possibly in January 2012 or February 2012 at the latest," Meredith Lowell allegedly wrote on a Facebook page she had established under the alias Anne Lowery.

Lowell, 27, was arrested Tuesday on one charge of conspiracy to commit murder. According to an affidavit filed by federal authorities, Lowell solicited a hitman to kill the first person he saw outside of a Cleveland Heights library who was wearing fur and "preferably 14 years old or older but should be at least 12 years old."

 

[Gjallarhorn]

Wow...

 

[Viker]

730?

Should have put at the very least one or two zeros at the end of that. Maybe a real hit man would have got to her first instead of the Feds. She should have been arrested simply for being a cheap skate. A human life is worth more than 730. On the other hand, I will never be dating her - butter face.

 

[Trey of Diamonds]

It was the 30 dollars that got me. Make it either 700 or 750. 730 makes it sound like you emptied the jar of change you've been saving up for years.

 

[Valjean]

Hang him!
He's a fundy nut job and not representative of animal rights activists.

 

[Viker]

It was the 30 dollars that got me. Make it either 700 or 750. 730 makes it sound like you emptied the jar of change you've been saving up for years.

True. Still, the Feds should invent a "cheap skate" law as an addendum.

 

[Trey of Diamonds]

Hang him!
He's a fundy nut job and not representative of animal rights activists.

It was a her.

 

[Valjean]

Well... Hang both of 'em!
and the horse they came in on!

 

[Viker]

Well... Hang both of 'em!

Hang 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

 

[Valjean]

Oh, wait......

 

[Quintessence]

:biglaugh:

 

[connermt]

Animal Rights Activists Charged in Murder Fur Hire Plot

Man, people be KRAZ-eee :areyoucra :help:

 

[Twilight Hue]

730?

Should have put at the very least one or two zeros at the end of that. Maybe a real hit man would have got to her first instead of the Feds. She should have been arrested simply for being a cheap skate. A human life is worth more than 730. On the other hand, I will never be dating her - butter face.

I figure the going rate is at least $25,000. The gunman should be wearing black and sporting Gucci's during the hit and afterward be taken to Salvatorri's for a linguine smothered in clam sauce downed with Brunello di Montalcino as a token of gratitude.

 

[Viker]

I figure the going rate is at least $25,000. The gunman should be wearing black and sporting Gucci's during the hit and afterward be taken to Salvatorri's for a linguine smothered in clam sauce downed with Brunello di Montalcino as a token of gratitude.

A conspirator with class. Nice. You got my number?

 

[.lava]

Do people have to do something utterly extreme to be heard by everyone? Out of hundreds of protests activists have done 'till today, i think this criminal act would be heard by more people and would take a place in newspapers more. Sad but true or is it not?

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[Father Heathen]

What would've been achieved? And what if it turned out to be fake fur?