My 16 Minutes As Christian on RF

[SalixIncendium]

I was Christian for 16 minutes today on RF. Technically, until I resigned a couple of hours ago, I've been a Christian since I joined, apparently. But it was clearly advertised for 16 minutes. I have witnesses. Not sure if they were Jehovah's Witnesses, though. I didn't ask.

No one attacked me or my beliefs or even questioned them during that 16 minutes.

Heck, no one even attacked my religion.

I wonder why...

 

[Rival]

Psh.

Your religion is stupid because it's not my religion.

 

[ChristineM]

I was Christian for 16 minutes today on RF. Technically, until I resigned a couple of hours ago, I've been a Christian since I joined. But it was clearly advertised for 16 minutes. I have witnesses. Not sure if they were Jehovah's Witnesses, though. I didn't ask.

No one attacked me or my beliefs or even questioned them during that 16 minutes.

Heck, no one even attacked my religion.

I wonder why...

Only 16 minutes, you didn't give people time to reload
Or
Maybe because you weren't putting it forward as the only way did people not think you worth attacking

 

[Harel13]

Heck, no one even attacked my religion.

That'd be due to the iron fist of the RF rules.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Psh.

Your religion is stupid because it's not my religion.

You jest, but if I had a dollar for every time I've read that here, just not on so many words, I'd be able to retire in luxury.

 

[Estro Felino]

16 intense minutes, though

 

[Revoltingest]

Heck, no one even attacked my religion.

I wonder why...

You were just too quick for me.

 

[Harel13]

I'd be able to retire in luxury.

And finally realize your dream of working as a mod full-time?

 

[SalixIncendium]

You were just too quick for me.

Like a marsupial.

 

[SalixIncendium]

And finally realize your dream of working as a mod full-time?

I did that for about a month. How else do you think I made my fortune?

 

[Harel13]

I did that for about a month. How else do you think I made my fortune?

Teach us your secrets, O wise master!

 

[SalixIncendium]

Teach us your secrets, O wise master!

If you leave your job and work here full time, they triple your salary.

 

[Harel13]

If you leave your job and work here full time, they triple your salary.

It's 0 right now. So it'll be 000?

 

[SalixIncendium]

It's 0 right now. So it'll be 000?

Yup. I'm holding out for that six-figure RF salary.

$000,000/yr

 

[Aupmanyav]

It's 0 right now. So it'll be 000?

That is not triple, that is a thousand times. Triple will be 3 Zeroes.

Yup. I'm holding out for that six-figure RF salary. $000,000/yr

Yeah, these corporations give fabulous salaries. I would not know what to do with all that money. Zeroes, zeroes and zeroes.

 

[Harel13]

That is not triple, that is a thousand times. Triple will be 3 Zeroes.

I'm confused. I wrote three zeroes.
Wow, math is really hard.

 

[Martin]

I'm technically still a Roman Catholic, so I could still go to confession...
"Bless me father, for I have sinned. It has been 50 years since my last confession, and we're going to be here a ****ing long time.."

 

[SalixIncendium]

I'm technically still a Roman Catholic, so I could still go to confession...
"Bless me father, for I have sinned. It has been 50 years since my last confession, and we're going to be here a ****ing long time.."

Is it weird that I kinda want to go to confession now?

 

[Twilight Hue]

Yup. I'm holding out for that six-figure RF salary.

$000,000/yr

I can just imagine what the Golden parachute would be if ya got fired.

 

[mangalavara]

it was clearly advertised for 16 minutes. I have witnesses. Not sure if they were Jehovah's Witnesses, though. I didn't ask.

This Rāma's Witness didn't notice. I was offline though.