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My First Journal Entry!

Parchment

Active Member
I never thought of making a journal before now, I just live and do the things that I do and then I thought to myself what if I made a Journal? Much like a private diary but more like an open book to be read by anyone that is on the Internet. So here is my first official journal entry

Journal Entry #1
I like To Urinate Outdoors:

It gives me some sense of a primitive connectivity to this universal Earth we share. When I urinate on this primal rock I perceive small electrical charges surging from the ground through my urine stream, through my penis, and ultimately into my brain. I used to like to urinate on the sides of my neighbors houses simply because I felt they were too close and it bothered me- plus I didn't like them (marking my territory perhaps?) All in all I like Living where I live
 

Jedster

Well-Known Member
Beware of urinating on electric train lines or similar. I remember a report of it happening whn someone urinated on the line at Golders Green undergound station.
 
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