My thief Dad and Xmas

[SoulTYPE]

My dad stole all my Xmas presents that I had bought for everyone, and he stole my heater too. It is like freezing outside.

Great Xmas Eve this is.

 

[meogi]

You live with the man... where'd he put them? And isn't summer starting down south there?

 

[SoulTYPE]

It is summer now, and it's like Africa. Hot days and cold nights.

I even searched for them I think he took them to a neighbours.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

Why would he do that?!

 

[SoulTYPE]

THAT is something I do not know Lazarus.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

Sounds somewhat bent to me.

 

[SoulTYPE]

More so to me.

 

[Valjean]

Call the police.

Write it up as a human-interest story for your local paper.

Get a local TV station to do a piece on it.

Oh, and -- Call the police.

Why treat a burglery by an insider any differently from a burglery by a stranger?

 

[Druidus]

How do you know he did it? Did he leave a note, saying:


"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THE GRINCH HAS STOLEN CHRISTMAS!!!!!

P.S. THIS IS FROM YOUR FATHER!!!!!

P.P.S. YOUR FATHER IS THE GRINCH!

P.P.P.S. THERE'S A ROAST IN THE OVEN... MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T BURN!!!!

P.P.P.P.S. OH, YEAH, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'M THE GRINCH!!!!!



Seriously though, threaten to call the police at least.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

I'm going to continue to say that it sounds like he seriously has some mental problems.

 

[Valjean]

Quite right, Feathers. I thought my parents were bad, but Soul's father takes the cake in the dysfunction category.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Quite right, Feathers. I thought my parents were bad, but Soul's father takes the cake in the dysfunction category.

My dad's official diagnosis (although we think this may have just been a 'blanket' one to get him out of Mayo ) is Borderline Personality Disorder. It didn't manifest itself in that stealing, blaming behavior, though.

 

[Hope]

Gosh, Soul....that's awful. He really needs some help. I'll pray you get your gifts back and that your Christmas improves!!

 

[Valjean]

Hear hear!

 

[Mister Emu]

Have you confronted him about it?

 

[Bastet]

Your dad's a fruitloop...that's my official diagnosis.

 

[Watcher]

Soul needs a hug (quick, someone give Soul a hug!!!!!)....

 

[Hope]

*Hugs*

 

[Feathers in Hair]

*More hugs*

 

[SoulTYPE]

Well fans after a small ordeal I got the presents back. He probably realized how wrong he was, because he hardly said much to me all day.