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Never have you ever

Enoch07

It's all a sick freaking joke.
Premium Member
You know the rules. Take a drink if you're guilty. I'll start.

Never have you ever got banned from Tinder because you spammed "How much?" to every user currently online.

*takes a drink*
 
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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Never have you ever played this game before and don't know the specific rules like if it's a circle game or if you have to be guilty of the the aforementioned activity to go next.
*takes a drink*
 

Obsydian

Well-Used Member
You know the rules. Take a drink if you're guilty. I'll start.

Never have you ever got banned from Tinder because you spammed "How much?" to every user currently online.

*takes a drink*
Who would ask such a question as that??

(Don't they give it away for free with the purchase of a meal?)
 

Obsydian

Well-Used Member
Never have you ever asked a question like that?

*takes a drink*
No, but now I want to join Grindr just to ask it. The only difference is some will prolly respond with prices.

Never have you ever eaten food off the street.

*lightly nurses a low-alcohol content drink just enough to continue playing*
 

Left Coast

This Is Water
Staff member
Premium Member
You know the rules. Take a drink if you're guilty. I'll start.

Never have you ever got banned from Tinder because you spammed "How much?" to every user currently online.

*takes a drink*

A clear example of behavioral sink if I've ever seen one. ;)
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Never have I ever gotten drunk and did some really stupid s**t!

*takes a drink*
Is that one fair? *takes drink* That's, like, almost everyone since the "caveman" days, lol. I don't even get drunk anymore partly because feeling hungover is bad enough, it's worst when on top of that is the shame and embarrassment is the fact you know you made an *** yourself, lol. (the other part is I just never feel like getting drunk anymore).
Never have you ever fantasized about dunking your bosses face into the hot deep dryer grease, holding it there for a few seconds, and carving off the melted skin?
*takes drink *
 
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Enoch07

It's all a sick freaking joke.
Premium Member
Never have you ever fantasized about dunking your bosses face into the hot deep dryer grease, holding it there for a few seconds, and carving off the melted skin?
*takes drink *

*Hesitates but doesn't take a drink*

Never have you ever fantasized about your boss being flattened by a 1 ton high pressure vessel.

*takes a drink*
 

Enoch07

It's all a sick freaking joke.
Premium Member
*doesn't drink due to cosmetic differences*
Never have you ever told a boss to "**** off."
*drinks*

*drinks*

Never have you ever committed a crime and did not get caught?

5th amendment automatically applied.

*drinks*
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Never have you ever committed a crime and did not get caught?

5th amendment automatically applied.

*drinks*
*drinks*
Is this just drink once or drink once per offense? I might need the rest of the bottle of it's per offense
Never have you ever did stupid things you aren't proud of because you hated life?
*drinks*
 

Enoch07

It's all a sick freaking joke.
Premium Member
*drinks*
Is this just drink once or drink once per offense? I might need the rest of the bottle of it's per offense

Just one drink covers em all. Considering a crime can be something as simple as breaking the speed limit and not getting caught. We would all need multiple bottles to cover our unpunished crimes!

Never have you ever did stupid things you aren't proud of because you hated life?
*drinks*

Of course, I am the hot mess poster child after all!

*drinks*

Never have you ever sabotaged a relationship because you were too happy.

*shamefully drinks*
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Considering a crime can be something as simple as breaking the speed limit and not getting caught.
I wish things like speeding and possession of cannabis and other substances is what I had in mind.
*drinks*

Never have you ever sabotaged a relationship because you were too happy.

*shamefully drinks*
*puts drink down after rereading sentence*
Never have you ever sabotaged someone else's relationship because you were unhappy.
*drinks*
*makes note to never play this game with real alcohol, LMAO*
 

Enoch07

It's all a sick freaking joke.
Premium Member
I wish things like speeding and possession of cannabis and other substances is what I had in mind.

There is a reason I blanket covered us with the 5th.......

*takes another drink*

Never have you ever sabotaged someone else's relationship because you were unhappy.

*happily sets the drink down* not on purpose!

Old friend came over one night, known her my whole life, but we never dated or had sex etc, just friends. She was married at the time but said she was separated from her husband, so I figured "Meh well if your separated then its ok". Turns out she wasn't quite as separated as she conveyed.

*makes note to never play this game with real alcohol, LMAO*

Everybody gets wasted and pregnant when I host these games!!!
 

Enoch07

It's all a sick freaking joke.
Premium Member
Never have you ever said something awful and gotten 20 likes?

*drinks*

*drinks anyways*

I've said plenty awful things, so I'll drink to it. I don't think I've ever gotten 20 frubals on any comment, whether it was a good or bad comment though.

Never have you ever been so frustrated with a game that you broke your controller/smartphone/tablet/keyboard.

*drinks*

My Momz gets double shots.

Way back in the early 80's before she met my stepfather. She was a single mom raising 2 boys on $100 a week she earned sewing pants together at the Lee factory. A friend of mine had just gotten the newly released Nintendo Entertainment System! So he was selling his old Atari 5600 and all the games. She saved up and scraped enough money to buy it for us, tooke her 2-3 months of penny penching just to save an extra $20 that could have been spent on bills/food. But she championed up and did it. Well after only having it for 2-3 weeks and growing tired of my brother and I fighting over the Atari she gave us one warning. "Stop your bickering or I am gonna smash that thing into a million pieces!" Sho nough she held to her promise and a few days later we were at it again as selfish kids do. She walked into the room and smashed the atari into tiny pieces with a baseball bat, then walked out, not a single worse said.

Couple of years later we got an NES for Christmas, not 1 single argument ever occurred over a video game for the rest of our childhood. Because we knew what would happen.
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
I don't think I've ever gotten 20 frubals on any comment, whether it was a good or bad comment though.

This was on Reddit.

My record stands at about 8-11 frubals on RF for a joke that wasn't inappropriate, but was a one-line joke.

I don't think I've ever smashed technology on purpose. I have broken computer parts by overclocking, but then again, my job consisted of benchmarking and overclocking and reporting results there for awhile.

Never have I ever thought a girl didn't like me or the first date, then when I walked her to her door, we moved heads a little toward each other and when I went in for a kiss, we didn't get any sleep that night.

*drinks*
 

Enoch07

It's all a sick freaking joke.
Premium Member
Never have I ever thought a girl didn't like me or the first date, then when I walked her to her door, we moved heads a little toward each other and when I went in for a kiss, we didn't get any sleep that night.

*drinks!*

I thought I did horrible on a date once. But we was staying at a friend house together and had to share a bed. I thought ok well the date was a disaster. Let's just lay down and go to sleep like a gentleman, don't push your luck by trying to be cute.

10 mins later she hops up with her hands on her hips, frustrated she sighed, and said "Let me know before you're ready to blow", then her head went beneath the covers.

That was the beginning of a 16 hour marathon of debauchery. Oh the good ole days, I'd be lucky to put in 16 minutes of work now! :confused: My friend still give me heck to this day for ruining his bed! LoL
 
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