New government program: Soul donations accepted?

[pgd]

Is it time for the Bush, Jr. White House to allow the donation of souls as well as the donation of organs?

People no longer have to sell their souls, they merely have to opt to donate their souls?

Then the government can resell their souls to financially qualified recipients and the profits can be used to balance the federal budget?

Marlowe's Dr. Faustus:

http://cfcc.net/faculty/ghurley/261/faust/index.html

Other?

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Organ Donation

Transplantation saves lives, but only if you help. All you need to do is say yes to organ and tissue donation on your donor card and/or driver's license, sign up on your state’s donor registry (if there is one), and discuss your decision with your family.

Each day about 70 people receive an organ transplant, but another 16 people on the waiting list die because not enough organs are available.

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Talk to your family members about organ and tissue donation so they know your wishes. Even if you've signed something, your family may be asked to give consent before donation can occur.[/font]

http://www.organdonor.gov/

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...Just kidding a little...

 

[Pah]

Is it time for the Bush, Jr. White House to allow the donation of souls as well as the donation of organs?

People no longer have to sell their souls, they merely have to opt to donate their souls?

Then the government can resell their souls to financially qualified recipients and the profits can be used to balance the federal budget?

Marlowe's Dr. Faustus:

http://cfcc.net/faculty/ghurley/261/faust/index.html
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It is a very poor joke or the greatest ignorance I have seen in a long time

 

[Scuba Pete]

I think it was an attempt to sensationalize becoming an organ donor. Maybe a brain was donated too soon?

 

[TranceAm]

Then the government can resell their souls to financially qualified recipients and the profits can be used to balance the federal budget?

The devil:
buy, buy, buy.... :biglaugh: