New Proof the Virgin Mary was an Alien from Outer Space!

[Shermana]

If ya'll are gonna be talking about buttering virgins, this thread should be moved to the Eros Room....

I prefer to use olive oil.

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

I prefer to use olive oil.

Amateur! You butter them so they can crisp out better in the oven!

 

[Sunstone]

Amateur! You butter them so they can crisp out better in the oven!

I think, despite any differences we might have, we can all agree the very best ovens for virgins are volcanoes.

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

I think, despite any differences we might have, we can all agree the very best ovens for virgins are volcanoes.

I can't get to a volcano so I do the best I can

 

[Me Myself]

(1) The Virgin Mary is often called, "The Queen of Heaven". (2) The heavens are where the Space Aliens are from. Coincidence? Sure, you can say it's a coincidence, but what are the mathematical odds that those two particular facts would appear next to each other in the very same paragraph? It's like, no way, man! Any math scientist will tell you the odds are, like, astronomical. So, it's impossible for those two facts to have appeared next to each other IN THE VERY SAME PARAGRAPH unless it's true that the Virgin Mary was a space alien.

Astronomical? The odds are astronomical... God is said to be one, which is an odd number. Astronomy has to do with space.

Astroboy is an anime.

Jesus was a boy the last time he was mentioned in scriptures before becoming a man.

So... He was kindnapped by aliens till he was thirty! :thud:

 

[Me Myself]

I prefer to use olive oil.

Extra virgin olive oil?

 

[McBell]

Extra virgin olive oil?

Sheesh
Just being a virgin isn't good enough?

 

[Shermana]

Amateur! You butter them so they can crisp out better in the oven!

If I was going to do that I'd use Coconut butter.

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

Sheesh
Just being a virgin isn't good enough?

no standards

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

If I was going to do that I'd use Coconut butter.

No one likes a show off

 

[Godobeyer]

with all my respect ,this thread is not joke ,it's indirect insult against the belief of Christains and muslims.

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

with all my respect ,this thread is not joke ,it's indirect insult against the belief of Christains and muslims.

christians and muslims share these beliefs, really?

 

[McBell]

No one likes a show off

That depends on what she is showing....

 

[Sunstone]

with all my respect ,this thread is not joke ,it's indirect insult against the belief of Christains and muslims.

Since when is something --- anything -- NOT an insult to at least one or another fundie of either religion?

 

[McBell]

with all my respect ,this thread is not joke ,it's indirect insult against the belief of Christains and muslims.

Is it your thought that God/Allah has no sense of Humour?

If so, how do you explain the platypus?

 

[McBell]

Since when is something --- anything -- NOT an insult to at least one or another fundie of either religion?

Good point.
Those who are looking to be offended will be offended regardless.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

with all my respect ,this thread is not joke ,it's indirect insult against the belief of Christains and muslims.

Many of the best jokes are.

 

[Sunstone]

Many of the best jokes are.

Besides, any so called "holy person" who can't take a joke about themselves or about their sages and deities is a fraud -- they are too egotistical to be "holy". At least, that's how I see it.

 

[Godobeyer]

christians and muslims share these beliefs, really?

not exactly the same beliefs

from Holy Quran :

And mention, [O Muhammad], in the Book [the story of] Mary, when she withdrew from her family to a place toward the east.

She said, "Indeed, I seek refuge in the Most Merciful from you, [so leave me], if you should be fearing of Allah ."

He said, "I am only the messenger of your Lord to give you [news of] a pure boy."

She said, "How can I have a boy while no man has touched me and I have not been unchaste?"

.....etc


check this link :
Surat Maryam - The Noble Qur'an - ?????? ??????

 

[Godobeyer]

Since when is something --- anything -- NOT an insult to at least one or another fundie of either religion?

so it's not joke ?