New Prophet in Town

[AmbiguousGuy]

Hello, everyone. I’m AmbiguousGuy, and I’m just a humble Prophet of God.

I’ve come here to share God’s Truth with you and to listen carefully for those Truths which He has whispered into your ear but neglected to tell me. Every once in awhile I chap His *** in some special way, and He reacts by withholding Himself from me, sometimes for weeks at a time. So I’m counting on you to keep me informed on the latest News.

Sorry. I wish I could have made this introduction a bit jazzier for you, but there really isn’t much special about me.

(Huh? I can't say *** in this place?)

 

[Quagmire]

(Oh great, now we're going to get another nasty letter from the Prophets Union for letting freelancers post here. )

Welcome.

 

[England my lionheart]

Welcome to the RF,as a Prophet could you change thr Coffee i'm drinking into chilled Beer

 

[YmirGF]

Welcome Profit of God. It will be fascinating hearing of your viewpoints that so chaffed Himself.

So far, it sounds like you will fit right in.

 

[Revoltingest]

Greetings!
It sounds like we're all in for some good clean fun.

 

[AmbiguousGuy]

(Oh great, now we're going to get another nasty letter from the Prophets Union for letting freelancers post here. )Welcome.

A scabious prophet in a place like this? I'll bet that's never happened before.

 

[AmbiguousGuy]

Welcome to the RF,as a Prophet could you change thr Coffee i'm drinking into chilled Beer

I'm thinking you may not have enough faith in me yet to receive an actual beer miracle.

 

[AmbiguousGuy]

Welcome Profit of God. It will be fascinating hearing of your viewpoints that so chaffed Himself.

Thanks (to all of you) for the welcome, but 'fascinating' isn't a common adjective that one hears when I go to preaching God's Actual Truth. In fact, otherwise very nice people can get downright asterick-happy in my presence.

 

[AmbiguousGuy]

Greetings! It sounds like we're all in for some good clean fun.

Thanks for the greeting, Revoltingest. Good to be meeting you all.

 

[Vinayaka]

And how shall we worship thee, Oh master of all you say you're master of.

 

[AmbiguousGuy]

And how shall we worship thee, Oh master of all you say you're master of.

I'm easy. A simple bow and a scrape when I enter a thread... that's really enough.

 

[Songbird]

Nice to meet you, Mister Ambiguous.

Jeez, yer specific and to the point.

I like you already.

 

[AmbiguousGuy]

Nice to meet you, Mister Ambiguous. Jeez, yer specific and to the point. I like you already.

Thanks, Songbird. You probably just can't help yourself. Chicks dig me. I'm pretty sure it's some kind of musky masculine thing. I always hear my wife telling her girlfriends that I reek.

 

[WedGirl]

Welcome to the forums from a fellow newb.

 

[AmbiguousGuy]

Welcome to the forums from a fellow newb.

Thanks, WedGirl. I hope it's a great experience for you.

 

[Muhktar]

oh yeah, humble

 

[elmarna]

hope you find the truths. For in this world & this life they are all around you. Hold them dear & use them wisely & they will serve you well!

 

[AmbiguousGuy]

oh yeah, humble

Hi, Muhktar. I'm not sure what you mean. Are you suggesting that prophets are necessarily arrogant men?

 

[AmbiguousGuy]

hope you find the truths. For in this world & this life they are all around you. Hold them dear & use them wisely & they will serve you well!

Hi, Elmarna. Thanks for the kind words. But I don't actually find truths. I only search for them.

Yes, I am an unusual prophet.

 

[Muhktar]

Hi, Muhktar. I'm not sure what you mean. Are you suggesting that prophets are necessarily arrogant men?

Of course not, for example Muhammad was the most humble of men and was not arrogant.

However I chuckled to myself when I saw the irony in: "humble", followed by, "Chicks dig me".