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Nigerian Man Uses Magnets To "Prove" Homosexuality is Wrong

The Neo Nerd

Well-Known Member
Nigerian Student Chibuihem Amalaha 'Uses Science To Prove Gay Marriage Is Wrong'
Amalaha says his "groundbreaking" experiments show the north and south poles of two magnets are attracted to each other while same poles repel each other.
He concludes this “means that man cannot attract another man because they are the same, and a woman should not attract a woman because they are the same. That is how I used physics to prove gay marriage wrong".
Do you hear that. It's the sound of the world facepalming itself all at the same time.

So let me get this straight, this post grad student thinks people are made of magnets.

Gees i really want to become a doctor, i should go to Nigeria, get the money that nice man in the email offered me, do an experiment to prove if you cut someone they bleed, then start practising medicine.

Whilst i'm at it, i'm going to research how a glass will break if you knock it off a table and become an engineer.

Please tell me this is a joke.
 

Skwim

Veteran Member
Here he modestly explains his work.
“I was the first to publish report about the 2006 total solar eclipse in the newspaper in Nigeria when I was writing for the defunct New Age newspaper. I also reported the true situation about the 2010 acid rain in Nigeria. I carried out analysis and found out that there was nothing like cancer of the skin attributed to the acid rain and by 2011, I emerged the best science reporter in Nigeria where I won Nigeria Media Merit Award in the energy category as a science editor with Compass newspapers.”

He continued: “Ever since then I have been doing a lot of researches in the country. There are many discoveries and inventions I have made in science and technology. I have also been able to prove that the mathematical symbol pi which people thought of as 22 over 7 is not actually 22 over , but rather a transcendental number while 22 over 7 is a rational number. I also proved that watching television in the dark impacts negatively on one’s eyes and by God’s grace, I was the first person to use scientific instruments to prove it in the whole world. The Nigerian Television Authority (NTA) featured me on this in one of their programmes on January 12, 2013, where I demonstrated to millions of their viewers that watching television in the dark damages the eyes. Usually when it’s around 10pm, many families in Nigeria will switch off their surrounding lights to use the light from television or the light from computer alone thinking that they will see images brighter. But from experiments I found that it’s not true and experts both at the University of Lagos and elsewhere have found my work to be true. The reason for this is because there is a lot of difference in illuminants (brightness) between the television screen and the dark background in the room known as the periphery,” Amalaha said.
Then there's his
The Mathematics of Gay Marriage

In mathematics which is another core area of science, I used what is called the principle of commutativity and idepotency. Commutativity in mathematics is simply the arrangement of numbers or arrangement of letters in which the way you arrange them don’t matter. For example, if you say A + B in mathematics you are going to have B + A. For example, if I say two plus three it will give five. If I start from three, I say three plus two it also give you five showing that two plus three and three plus two are commutative because they gave the same results. That shows that A + B will give you B + A, you see that there is a change. In A + B, A started the journey while in B + A, B started the journey. If we use A as a man and use B as a woman we are going to have B + A that is woman and man showing that there is a reaction. A + B reacted, they interchanged and gave us B + A showing that commutativity obeys that a man should not marry a man and a woman should not marry a woman. If you use idempotency, it’s a reaction in mathematics where A + A = A. Actually in abstract algebra, A + A =2A but we are less concerned with the numerical value two. We are more less concerned with the symbols A, you find out that A + A will give you A showing that the whole thing goes unchanged. It didn’t change unlike commutativity A + B give B + A there is a change. A started the journey in commutativity and A + B gave us B + A and B started the journey after the equality sign. But in the case of idempotency A + A will give you A showing that it goes unreacted. You started with A and you meet A ,the final result is A. Showing that a man meeting a man A + A will produce a man there is no reaction, it goes unreacted and in chemical engineering you have to send the material back to the reactor for the action to be carried out again showing that it goes unreacted. That is how mathematics has shown that gay marriage is wrong because commutativity proves that gay marriage is wrong. Idempotency also proves that gay marriage is wrong. So these are the principles I have used to prove gay marriage wrong in physics, chemistry, biology, mathematics and by the grace of God I am the only one that has proved this in the whole world.
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I think "Fruitcake" pretty well sums it up.

Just because you're educated doesn't mean you're smart.
 

InformedIgnorance

Do you 'know' or believe?
Given the above quotes, I am a little more worried about the regional educational institutions and awarding bodies than I am about the ignorance of this specific man.
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
Sounds to me that he's proved that a Man and a Man = 2 men, whilst a Woman and a Man is basically the same as a Man and a Woman.
This is clearly ground-breaking.

Not.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I searched & found a picture of the brilliant post graduate student....
FencePost.jpg
 

Monotheist 101

Well-Known Member
He's sounds dumb enough to fall for one of those Nigerian email scams.

I almost got scammed trying to rescue a dog online, the Person had an Aussie name, said I had to pay for transportation and the dog was free..now heres the catch he wanted me to deposit money into an account in Lagos because his daughter was finishing up her medical degree there and he needed to send her the money, he insisted I send it to her because it would save time..I wonder if people actually fall for those scams, if they do, there has got to be some pimpin Nigerians who are rich as..
 

The Neo Nerd

Well-Known Member
You know when i was a teenager i got my first nigerian scam email.

In my naivete i responded.

Then i got the response back asking for money and the alarm bells went off immediately, and i didn't respond.

You would have to be really stupid to fall for one of them.
 

The Neo Nerd

Well-Known Member
I almost got scammed trying to rescue a dog online, the Person had an Aussie name, said I had to pay for transportation and the dog was free..now heres the catch he wanted me to deposit money into an account in Lagos because his daughter was finishing up her medical degree there and he needed to send her the money, he insisted I send it to her because it would save time..I wonder if people actually fall for those scams, if they do, there has got to be some pimpin Nigerians who are rich as..

How much did they want for the transportation?
 

LuisDantas

Aura of atheification
Premium Member
Does this revolutionary finding mean that girls are no longer allowed to be alone with ... male magnets... or something?

It seems that my fridge door is obscene (and probably gay) and I never knew that.
 

The Neo Nerd

Well-Known Member
I'm sorry Luis, we are going to have to burn your fridge.

make sure you fill it with steaks before hand, i'm hungry.
 
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