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[Jesus Pipes]

Articles of Faith

1. Jesus smoked a pipe and used it as a spiritual tool.

2. His Disciples preached the good news and anointed people with the smoke from their pipes.

3. Like the name of God (Yahweh), all references to Jesus' pipe have been removed from early Biblical texts because smoking was out of alignment with cultural and institutional norms in the centuries after Christ died. Throughout the New Testament, passages still hint at the presence and use of a pipe, and recently discovered apocryphal writings support this.

4. What is smoked does not matter; it is the act of smoking a pipe itself that can be used as a solitary or communal ritual to open the mind to God and to transform ones' mind in the pattern of Christ.

5. The sum of Jesus' teachings constitute a state of mind, not a book of dogma. ​

 

[The Sum of Awe]

Articles of Faith

1. Jesus smoked a pipe and used it as a spiritual tool.

2. His Disciples preached the good news and anointed people with the smoke from their pipes.

3. Like the name of God (Yahweh), all references to Jesus' pipe have been removed from early Biblical texts because smoking was out of alignment with cultural and institutional norms in the centuries after Christ died. Throughout the New Testament, passages still hint at the presence and use of a pipe, and recently discovered apocryphal writings support this.

4. What is smoked does not matter; it is the act of smoking a pipe itself that can be used as a solitary or communal ritual to open the mind to God and to transform ones' mind in the pattern of Christ.

5. The sum of Jesus' teachings constitute a state of mind, not a book of dogma. ​

So how do you know Jesus smoked pipe?

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Everybody knows that Jesus smoked a pipe.

 

[gnomon]

So how do you know Jesus smoked pipe?

Because Frodo lives.

 

[Jesus Pipes]

Throughout the New Testament, passages still hint at the presence and use of a pipe, and recently discovered apocryphal writings support this.

 

[Quagmire]

Throughout the New Testament, passages still hint at the presence and use of a pipe, and recently discovered apocryphal writings support this.

How about a cpl of examples?

 

[Caladan]

How about a cpl of examples?

"And he stuffeth his pipe with the purpelth haze, and even the black widow he did add unto it"

 

[angellous_evangellous]

How about a cpl of examples?

Bag Pipes 33:2

And Jesus stuffed the pipe with hash and passed it around to all those gathered at Paula's house.


McDonald's Yeast N Stuff (light beer) 3:16

For God loved hash so he gave some to his roommate, Seth. It is this Seth that gave Jesus his first pipe.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

We even have it caught on tape:

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Smoking Monkey - YouTube

 

[Quagmire]

Bag Pipes 33:2

And Jesus stuffed the pipe with hash and passed it around to all those gathered at Paula's house.


McDonald's Yeast N Stuff (light beer) 3:16

For God loved hash so he gave some to his roommate, Seth. It is this Seth that gave Jesus his first pipe.

"And he stuffeth his pipe with the purpelth haze, and even the black widow he did add unto it"

Ah yes, now I remember. That was indeed from Bagpipes 33., right after the Sermon on the Couch and just before the Last Smoke Out:


Bagpipes 4:20 "And He said unto them,'Take this and smoke it, for this is my stash'.

But at that moment did the King of Kynd take notice of a certain one of His deciples, Bogardus by name, that he did hoard the sacred pipe, and passeth it not, but did toke upon it a time, times, and half a time.

And He said unto him, "Woe unto thee Bogardus, for have I not tryed to teach you 'kick down to others as you would have them kick down to you'?

And Bogardus was sore ashamed, and did tremble with a great paranoia. And the Prince of Speelf said unto him, "Evermore shalt thy name be spoken in parents basements with dread and loathing, as he that hideth nugs and leaves none but resin for the sons of the most high.

And then did the twelve raise up in furious annoyance to smiteth the *** of Bogardus. And he fled from among them, to dwell evermore in the land of the Shwagnostics, where there was no kynd to be had, but only shake."

 

[The Sum of Awe]

Though, it does kind of explain the Burning Bush

 

[angellous_evangellous]

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Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Mary Jane's Last Dance - YouTube

 

[Iti oj]

Articles of Faith

1. Jesus smoked a pipe and used it as a spiritual tool.

2. His Disciples preached the good news and anointed people with the smoke from their pipes.

3. Like the name of God (Yahweh), all references to Jesus' pipe have been removed from early Biblical texts because smoking was out of alignment with cultural and institutional norms in the centuries after Christ died. Throughout the New Testament, passages still hint at the presence and use of a pipe, and recently discovered apocryphal writings support this.

4. What is smoked does not matter; it is the act of smoking a pipe itself that can be used as a solitary or communal ritual to open the mind to God and to transform ones' mind in the pattern of Christ.

5. The sum of Jesus' teachings constitute a state of mind, not a book of dogma. ​

True or not I like it. Good post and good ideas

 

[Adramelek]

I think a good many of the ancient philosophers and peoples from the time of ancient Egypt through the time of Christ often used mind altering herbs during their ritual magic. Why wouldn't they? Why wouldn't we in the common era, aside from the obvious?

Xeper.
/Adramelek\

 

[Bob Dixon]

Best thread ever. Haven't laughed this much at a forum thread in a while.

Man, I want to smoke with Jesus and his Pipe now.

 

[Iti oj]

Best thread ever. Haven't laughed this much at a forum thread in a while.

Man, I want to smoke with Jesus and his Pipe now.

And so jesus taught man the three p's amen
ane so jesus and his disciples did puff puff pass amen

 

[Jesus Pipes]

You are all amazing. Keep up the good work

 

[Konjim]

Articles of Faith

1. Jesus smoked a pipe and used it as a spiritual tool.
How you know ......

2. His Disciples preached the good news and anointed people with the smoke from their pipes.
How you can prove that ......

3. Like the name of God (Yahweh), all references to Jesus' pipe have been removed from early Biblical texts because smoking was out of alignment with cultural and institutional norms in the centuries after Christ died. Throughout the New Testament, passages still hint at the presence and use of a pipe, and recently discovered apocryphal writings support this.



4. What is smoked does not matter; it is the act of smoking a pipe itself that can be used as a solitary or communal ritual to open the mind to God and to transform ones' mind in the pattern of Christ.

5. The sum of Jesus' teachings constitute a state of mind, not a book of dogma. ​

all are on your faith i am not agree

 

[Jesus Pipes]

Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my pipe upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my pipe is smooth and its smoke is light.” - Matthew 11:28-29

 

[apophenia]

Matthew 11:28-29

New International Version (NIV)

29 Take a toke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.

Huh. Who knew ?