Now That Dustin Is Back....Time To Get Our Henching & Arching On!

[Revoltingest]

For those who don't know one of the greatest literary works of the western world....nay, the entire world...The Venture Brothers,
its plots revolve around arch villains & their nemeses continually battling each other. The villains have henchmen who serve them.
Note that Dustin's avatar is the legendary Henchman #21, who serves the Monarch, who "arches" against the super scientist (&
former boy adventurer) Dr Venture & his 2 feckless sons (the eponymous brothers).
The rules of arching are enforced by the Guild Of Calamitous Intent, which is run by David Bowie himself.

So learned & feisty posters, whom would you have hench for you?
Or would you rather hench for another poster?
Against whom would you arch?

I would arch Wirey as "The Groundskeeper", with my faithful henchmen 4consideration & Eliot Wild (my equivalent of the Swedish Murder Machine, Brock Samson).

 

[Revoltingest]

So....the arching begins. Wirey has started a thread to pilfer from the ranks of my own henchmen.
I will launch a server attack (perhaps a pantie raid) when time allows.
Another project demands my attention at the moment.

 

[Wirey]

So....the arching begins. Wirey has started a thread to pilfer from the ranks of my own henchmen.
I will launch a server attack (perhaps a pantie raid) when time allows.
Another project demands my attention at the moment.

Your henchmen were going to quit anyway. Too much haggis in the office vending machine.

 

[4consideration]

For those who don't know one of the greatest literary works of the western world....nay, the entire world...The Venture Brothers,
its plots revolve around arch villains & their nemeses continually battling each other. The villains have henchmen who serve them.
Note that Dustin's avatar is the legendary Henchman #21, who serves the Monarch, who "arches" against the super scientist (&
former boy adventurer) Dr Venture & his 2 feckless sons (the eponymous brothers).
The rules of arching are enforced by the Guild Of Calamitous Intent, which is run by David Bowie himself.

So learned & feisty posters, whom would you have hench for you?
Or would you rather hench for another poster?
Against whom would you arch?

I would arch Wirey as "The Groundskeeper", with my faithful henchmen 4consideration & Eliot Wild (my equivalent of the Swedish Murder Machine, Brock Samson).

Oh, Great Revoltingest!

You know that I am your loyal and faithful hench-woman. (I would consider another term, hench-hottie might work, but henchmen sounds so guy-like.)

I think it is only fair to warn you that one super-villian (aka Wirey) is trying to woo me away from you with grand proposals of loot-sharing, health and dental benefits, and a 401K plan with maximum company matching contribution -- among other tantilizing tid-bits too numerous to list here.


Always willing to do my part, I have been brushing up on my Guilt-Inducing-Comment Marksmanship skills. I had put that weapon down years ago, figuring there was no benefit to its continued use. However, since those skills are obviously needed for the worthy cause of henching, I am at this time sharpening those skills. Is there anything within my arsenal of superior henching skills that you would like me to focus on, in preparation for the big event?

 

[Revoltingest]

"Henchgal" shall be your title.
Your function in the arching of Baron von Wirey shall be to ply him with your wiles, & glean secret information for The Groundskeeper.
You also get a 20% discount on Simpsons merchandise.

 

[Wirey]

He lies! It's a 20% discount on the wholesale price, not retail!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm also considering forming a cabal.....the "League of Mediocre Gentlemen".
We could arch other organizations, & even create conspiracies.

 

[4consideration]

I'm also considering forming a cabal.....the "League of Mediocre Gentlemen".
We could arch other organizations, & even create conspiracies.

What do mean, "League of Mediocre Gentlemen?" Are you planning on leaving us gals out? What? Do you think you are better than us, and that we aren't good enough to be part of your Man Club? Huh?

Of all the misogynistic, bone-headed ideas I have seen lately -- this one really takes the cake!

You're mean! :sad4:

 

[Revoltingest]

What do mean, "League of Mediocre Gentlemen?" Are you planning on leaving us gals out? What? Do you think you are better than us, and that we aren't good enough to be part of your Man Club? Huh?
Of all the misogynistic, bone-headed ideas I have seen lately -- this one really takes the cake!
You're mean! :sad4:

Women may be sidekicks, squeezes, servants, decoration, & many other valuable roles.

 

[4consideration]

Women may be sidekicks, squeezes, servants, decoration, & many other valuable roles.

Well...since you put it that way. Who can argue with that? That's totally honoring the value of women.

Sorry for the little outburst. I'm sure you probably found it confusing and confounding to hear me go off like that. I'm all like doing the bidding of the Scratchy One at the moment (just a little B-Day thing.)

I know it's not a good excuse. I apologize. Hope it doesn't happen again.

 

[Old Scratch]

No apologies! Let him with fear of your power cower!
His bacon burn must!

 

[4consideration]

No apologies! Let him with fear of your power cower!
His bacon burn must!

Look, Scratch. I like bacon. But, I don't even like my bacon crispy -- much less burned. This has to be done with sensitivity and attention to detail.

Are you going to micro-manage me the whole time? I've been doing this easy-to-set-off female schtick for several days a month, for most of my life. And, I really don't appreciate you coming in here and trying to control how I go about having an attitude and being unreasonable at this particular time!

Now, if you would rather be the girl with the attitude -- go right ahead!

Sheesh!

 

[Old Scratch]

Rawrrrrrwrrrr!

 

[4consideration]

I hope I didn't come across too harsh. Perhaps I could have said it in a kinder way. My apologies.

 

[Old Scratch]

No offense I take, for Revoltingest from his ears now bleeds.
Boowahahahahhahahahahah hahhahahahahahahahahahah haa, etc!

 

[crossfire]

Look, Scratch. I like bacon. But, I don't even like my bacon crispy -- much less burned. This has to be done with sensitivity and attention to detail.

Are you going to micro-manage me the whole time? I've been doing this easy-to-set-off female schtick for several days a month, for most of my life. And, I really don't appreciate you coming in here and trying to control how I go about having an attitude and being unreasonable at this particular time!

Now, if you would rather be the girl with the attitude -- go right ahead!

Sheesh!

I tried to get Uncle Scratch to booby sit while the PMS monster was around. I told him he needed breasts to be properly equipped for the Luciferianism DIR. He never took up the booby sitting offer. Maybe he's afraid that everyone would be staring at his boobies instead of listening to him....:sarcastic

 

[Old Scratch]

I tried to get Uncle Scratch to booby sit while the PMS monster was around. I told him he needed breasts to be properly equipped for the Luciferianism DIR. He never took up the booby sitting offer. Maybe he's afraid that everyone would be staring at his boobies instead of listening to him....:sarcastic

Of this pathetic human commercial your post remind me.
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Axe Headless Pair Of Breasts Ad (US - Aug 2012) - YouTube

 

[4consideration]

I tried to get Uncle Scratch to booby sit while the PMS monster was around. I told him he needed breasts to be properly equipped for the Luciferianism DIR. He never took up the booby sitting offer. Maybe he's afraid that everyone would be staring at his boobies instead of listening to him....:sarcastic

Probably.

(Between you and me, sometimes I think he's really selfish. Everything's all about him. "How many souls can I get? How many people can I cause to suffer? Me! Me! Me!" :yes

 

[Wirey]

Probably.

(Between you and me, sometimes I think he's really selfish. Everything's all about him. "How many souls can I get? How many people can I cause to suffer? Me! Me! Me!" :yes

You live in a hellhole (literally) and you'd become self absorbed, too.

What do you know, I've got...........

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Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil [CoD: Black Ops - Crashsite Mission] - YouTube

 

[crossfire]

Probably.

(Between you and me, sometimes I think he's really selfish. Everything's all about him. "How many souls can I get? How many people can I cause to suffer? Me! Me! Me!" :yes

I think he might just have a yellow streak hiding somewhere amongst the red.