Offensively Funny

[Khale]

The Thrashing of the Christ.

Three retellings of Christ's final hours. A few quotes from the site:

"Surely fighting Alien and the Predator at once will be my biggest sacrifice."

"Since Jesus is both God and the son of God, technically he impregnated his own mother. I appreciated how the Family Edition glossed over this by having Mary give birth to a stork, which flew to Heaven and fetched Jesus."

"I never believed in Christ until I saw The Thrashing of the Christ: Judaic Edition. Now I'm convinced. If the story was made up, wouldn't Jesus have kicked a hell of a lot more ***?"

*Warning: The site does contain some swearing and offensive humour. Otherwise, enjoy!

 

[Quoth The Raven]

What a crack up! Though I have to say there were other things on the site that had me in tears of laughter.