Old, I know, but I HATE Palin!

[rojse]

Chuckles is the nutless monkey that the Republican machine uses to propagandize their agenda.

He has a two-sided chalkboard on which can be written two word slogans.

"Abortion bad"

"Bailout good" (during the Bush administration, September 2008)

"Bail-out bad" (during Obama administration, Janurary 2009)

"Love Jesus"

He also jumps up and down and throws feces at everyone, which makes him the intellectual equal of Rush Limbaugh.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

He also jumps up and down and throws feces at everyone, which makes him the intellectual equal of Rush Limbaugh.

Exactly.

 

[Father Heathen]

I realise that Governor Palin scares the living crap out of Liberals and must be taken down.

Isn't being incompetent, irrational, corrupt, and a threat to people's rights, liberty and equality a good enough reason to have the living crap scared out of anyone?
Some people actually have standards when it comes to choosing world leaders.

 

[Father Heathen]

He could show Mr. O'Brian a thing or two.

I totally disagree.

 

[JMorris]

I might disagree with Rick about most issues, but I can't dismiss him as merely spouting off the ideologies of any of the groups that you have mentioned, and I certainly don't think you should if you don't know him.

im sorry, sometimes im too honest, i know that can be unpopular.

the base of the republican party is as follows:

christian fundamentalists. gun nuts. racists. xenophobes. homophobes. radical nationalists. warmongers.

if you consider yourself part of the base of the republicans party, odds are, you fall under one of those categories. im not saying which one rick is. im fair, ill let him pick.

 

[Alceste]

Anyone who can get a rise out of Liberals must be a good candidate for the right. :yes:

LOL - I hope she hires you then as her campaign planner then, if that's your attitude.

But, seriously, don't you think someone who moderates and swing voters might kind of like might be a better choice for a candidate? You can't win an election just by getting 30 % of the voters excited if you're ******* off the other 70 %. She can get more of the ignorant religious fanatics to the voting booth than ever before, but she can't turn thinking people into ignorant religious fanatics, and the stupid will always make up the minority of any voting population in a country with free education. (Edit: which is why the Republicans target education).

Go with an experienced fiscal conservative who is into tax cuts, isn't overtly fanatical about religion, who is willing to take action on global warming, and who is also not a social conservative or a hawk. That's my advice to you, if you really want your throne back. You've got to learn how to target the middle of that bell curve. I don't know if you noticed, but you barely squeaked Bush through, and he was qualified.

 

[Alceste]

im pretty sure you fit somewhere on that list. i dont know you that well, so i wont assume which category you fall under.

You left out the wealthy. That's where Rick fits in.

 

[rojse]

You left out the wealthy. That's where Rick fits in.

There are wealthy Democrats too.

 

[JMorris]

You left out the wealthy. That's where Rick fits in.

i left it out because if you consider the democrats left (which i dont) they have plenty of "wealthy" people in their party too.

but your right, the rep base has alot of "wealthy" people in it. but usually those "wealthy" people can also but put into one or more of these categories:

christian fundamentalists. gun nuts. racists. xenophobes. homophobes. radical nationalists. warmongers.

as well as being "wealthy"

 

[Alceste]

i left it out because if you consider the democrats left (which i dont) they have plenty of "wealthy" people in their party too.

but your right, the rep base has alot of "wealthy" people in it. but usually those "wealthy" people can also but put into one or more of these categories:

christian fundamentalists. gun nuts. racists. xenophobes. homophobes. radical nationalists. warmongers.

as well as being "wealthy"

Fair enough. I was thinking "Scrooge McDuck" is the best category for Rick. Kind of cute and endearing, but also very mindful of his bullion.

 

[Father Heathen]

Fair enough. I was thinking "Scrooge McDuck" is the best category for Rick. Kind of cute and endearing, but also very mindful of his bullion.

LOL, I wander if Rick has a number one dime?

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Personally, I suggest that Rick donate all of his money to the Democratic party and spend the rest of his life as a Buddhist monk in China.

 

[Circle_One]

Of course you Liberals hate Sarah Palin. She is your biggest threat to furthering your agenda.

She is pro-life and pro-gun. You all hate that. You rail against a wolf being shot, but have no problem with millions of unborn babies being killed every year.

Your ignorance of animal management and hate for self reliance is duly noted.

Why not tell the truth, you are afraid that Barrack will be a one term President and that Sarah will be elected and rebuild capitalism and pull the plug on all of your expensive give away programs your messiah has run through congress in such a short time.

When we are still in Iraq longer than you like and our guests in Cuba are still not dealt with, all the while we ramp things up in Afghanistan and Pakistan, your slim margin of independents that voted for Obama will vote for change once again, only we will be putting a woman in the white house next time and it sure as hell will not be Hillary or Nancy.

Yes, you hate Sarah, because she scares the crap out of you. She is your worst nightmare if she obtains the highest office.

:biglaugh:

I'd put my money on David Letterman being elected as president before Palin ever did.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

:biglaugh:

I'd put my money on David Letterman being elected as president before Palin ever did.

I'd match that bet with Chuckles.

 

[Circle_One]

I say we all vote for ME to be the first woman in the white house!

 

[Azakel]

I say we all vote for ME to be the first woman in the white house!

As awesome as that would be, and I would vote for you, there's is the little problem with you not being an American born citizen.... unless you are and you just live in Canada now, then to me.

 

[AlsoAnima]

Personally. I think the Republicans could produce a good canidate. However, I think they've just accepted that they're only chance is to whore their way into it, which wouldn't be true if they just progressed a lil bit.

 

[Nepenthe]

I say we all vote for ME to be the first woman in the white house!

A Canadian in the White House!

 

[Smoke]

Anyone who can get a rise out of Liberals must be a good candidate for the right. Sarah Palin excites the right and could get many people into the voting booths. I believe she will be the first woman President.

I would absolutely love to hear all of you cry about her for eight years. :yes:

I came to the conclusion in 2004 (before the election, even) that the U.S. is not just in decline, but probably in an irreversible decline. Look at Barack Obama. He not only ticks me off nearly as much as Bush, but in some cases he ticks me off for exactly the same reasons as Bush. I don't see any end in sight for the Republicrat domination of our country, and as long as it's going to be the same old thing, I'm not sure it matters that much who comes and goes.

There was a time I would have said Sarah Palin would be an embarrassment, but as a nation we've pretty much been caught naked in a parking lot at 7am with a dead hooker already, so it seems a little late to worry about our dignity now.

 

[Sunstone]

...as a nation we've pretty much been caught naked in a parking lot at 7am with a dead hooker already, so it seems a little late to worry about our dignity now.

If Palin becomes president, methinks your analysis will seem overly optimistic.