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Out of this world lines from an RFer

Renji

Well-Known Member
Well, I was able to text an ex-RFer just recently. I can't get over on what he/she actually texted me:

"Planet earth is situated in the heart of Lord Vishnu. The sun is the eye of Lord Vishnu. The ocean is the gastrointestinal tract of Lord Vishnu. The trees and the forest are the hairs of Lord Vishnu. The rain is the semen of Lord Vishnu. If you have this vision my friend then consider yourself a liberated soul."
another text from the same person:

"Medical technology is a science. You get specimens from the vast universe we call the human body by extracting blood, collection of urine, feces, sputum. You get to examine the hema planets, from the urogenital planets, pulmonary planet, etc. Aside from this, you get to see fungi and microbes from the parasitic planetary systems of other universe."
 
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Alceste

Vagabond
No more bizarre than any other religious cosmology, as far as I'm concerned.


But I am going to get an umbrella. ;)
 
I believe there is the possibility that our universe is an atom ,or some even smaller particle, in a much larger universe that is the same in another even larger universe.
And that each atom ,or smaller particle, in our universe is a universe unto itself which is made up of small particles that are universes themselves...and so on.
Could be.
Anyway, it's really cool to ponder when you're stoned.:D
 

Father Heathen

Veteran Member
Well, I was able to text an ex-RFer just recently. I can't get over on what he/she actually texted me:

another text from the same person:

Wow, that's almost as wacky as saying god had a human son that was also himself, and that he sacrificed himself to himself in order to appease himself and to save us from the rules and hell that he himself made, only to resurrect his son/himself as a zombie, and consuming the zombie's flesh and blood gives mortals a passage to cloud land.

Yeah, almost as wacky as that. ;)
 

Renji

Well-Known Member
Wow, that's almost as wacky as saying god had a human son that was also himself, and that he sacrificed himself to himself in order to appease himself and to save us from the rules and hell that he himself made, only to resurrect his son/himself as a zombie, and consuming the zombie's flesh and blood gives mortals a passage to cloud land.

Yeah, almost as wacky as that. ;)

You silly Father, thou art a Heathen, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on virtual earth, as it is in virtual heaven.:D
 
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Madhuri

RF Goddess
Staff member
Premium Member
Let me guess, krsnaraja?

And why in the world did you give him your phone number??
 

Renji

Well-Known Member
Let me guess, krsnaraja?

And why in the world did you give him your phone number??

No, it isn't me who gave my number, but it is he who gave his number. I got bored, so I texted him. I'm a bit down now so I needed a wacky person to talk to.:p
 

Madhuri

RF Goddess
Staff member
Premium Member
No, it isn't me who gave my number, but it is he who gave his number. I got bored, so I texted him. I'm a bit down now so I needed a wacky person to talk to.:p

Well, I hope you won't take what he says to represent what Hindus believe. He has taken the teachings and perverted them entirely for whatever reason :cover:
 

blackout

Violet.
No, it isn't me who gave my number, but it is he who gave his number. I got bored, so I texted him. I'm a bit down now so I needed a wacky person to talk to.:p

But by texting him, you in turn gave him your number.

Not that it matters. Just be aware when you do stuff....
 

Renji

Well-Known Member
Well, I hope you won't take what he says to represent what Hindus believe. He has taken the teachings and perverted them entirely for whatever reason :cover:

Don't worry. I know he's naturally like that.:D
 
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