One of my friends got so drunk, he threw up all over a towel, and in his drunken haze, picked the towel up, held it like a teaddy bear, and fell back asleep.
I also got a good one involving a very close death for everyone that was there. We got a big bon fire going, and someone who was already drunk came out of the garage with a 10 gallon bucket filled with gas. He was saying something like "I'll get it going, watch this." But everyone else was screaming, running, or shouting "NOOOOOO!" The next few seconds slowed down to a crawl as the gas was thrown on the fire, and then blew up. Would have been that bad if we would have known somebody was going to do that, as the explosion wasn't that big, but we were all pretty close to that fire. I know someone lost all his facial and scapel hair, and I think that was it. I escaped unscathed, as it happened before I tore my ACL, and I was able to run fast. Later on that night, much later as the bon fire was slowly dying, someone who had been playing with gas decided he was going to try to take a super wizz and put what remained of the bon fire, which wasn't much more than a small camp fire. The fact that his hands were wet with gas as he touched his genitals, and maybe the amount of alcohol in his system, caused the fire to travel up the stream of urine and up to his penis. Not funny to think about, but when you're stoned and drunk, it gives ya something to laugh about.
I was at this one party that ended up with a full sized beer keg being blown up. Some guy, who was sober, draged the keg out in the middle of the field behind the house the party was at. No one was with him, but everyone heard, saw, and felt that damned thing blow. I'm suprised the cops never showed up.
And my last party story, which was the last one I went to, some drunks spilled jello and orange juice all over my friends carpet. I know for a fact there is NO ONE except for employees at walmart at 4 in the morning, since my friend sent me thier to get some carpet cleaner. It must have been quite odd seeing a teen at walmart at 4 in the morning to buy carpet cleaner. If any one asked why, I was going to tell them I just got off work and my dog craped all over the carpet.
One time I had to wake him up to take him home at some God-awful hour, and when I turned around from putting on my shoes, Mike was standing there taking a wizz on the loveseat. *******!
