Pinkie Toes: The Piggiest Evidence that God Exists

[angellous_evangellous]

Ever wonder why you have a pinkie toe (not from those smart-*** people who say that we condesended from monkeys)?

We don't have pinky toes so we can smash them into coffee tables and chairs in the middle of the night.

Those pinkies are there to remind us that God made those toes to demonstrate clearly that she exists.

So for the love of pete, protect your pinkies. Never walk around the house at night (and for some of us, during the day) without protection.

And when you are safely in bed, expose the toe and marvel at the piggiest evidence that God exists.

 

[sojourner]

I wonder how many angels would fit on the nail of a pinky toe?

 

[angellous_evangellous]

I wonder how many angels would fit on the nail of a pinky toe?

Mine: exactly 22.

 

[tumbleweed41]

I wonder how many angels would fit on the nail of a pinky toe?

Forgive me, I am a sinner.
I have smashed my right pinkie toe so many times in the middle of the night, it has no nail...

 

[sojourner]

Forgive me, I am a sinner.
I have smashed my right pinkie toe so many times in the middle of the night, it has no nail...

Sooo...
how many angels are left?

 

[Revoltingest]

Ever wonder why you have a pinkie toe (not from those smart-*** people who say that we condesended from monkeys)?

We don't have pinky toes so we can smash them into coffee tables and chairs in the middle of the night.

Those pinkies are there to remind us that God made those toes to demonstrate clearly that she exists.

So for the love of pete, protect your pinkies. Never walk around the house at night (and for some of us, during the day) without protection.

And when you are safely in bed, expose the toe and marvel at the piggiest evidence that God exists.

I've settled on double leather sole moccasins (no synthetic for me!) to protect the fiddly things on the front of my dogs.
Dang, those critters can smart when they run into furniture! The resulting language keeps all the angels away though.

 

[croak]

I want a pinkie toe now. I feel left out.

What did ravens get as proof?

 

[Azakel]

God has blessed my pinkie toes, I never smash them. Though that leaves my big toes open and the get hurt a lot ^_^

 

[Erebus]

I want a pinkie toe now. I feel left out.

What did ravens get as proof?

But... ravens don't have fingers either... how are you typing. And how do you know English?

MIND BLOWN!

 

[stillsearching]

Ugh! This thread has brought back the pain that I experience just the other night. Why must those pinkie toes find that corner so easily?!

 

[Valjean]

To remind you of God's handiwork

 

[croak]

But... ravens don't have fingers either... how are you typing. And how do you know English?

I have toes and a beak. They work well enough. And what, you think ravens watch humans all day without understanding a single word? You'd be surprised. I personally have taken it upon myself to be an... envoy of sorts to mankind. Teach you all a little humility.

MIND BLOWN!

My work is done.

 

[The_Evelyonian]

I have toes and a beak. They work well enough. And what, you think ravens watch humans all day without understanding a single word? You'd be surprised. I personally have taken it upon myself to be an... envoy of sorts to mankind. Teach you all a little humility.

Anyone who's ever read Poe knows that ravens can talk. I thought that was common knowledge

 

[croak]

Anyone who's ever read Poe knows that ravens can talk. I thought that was common knowledge

Oh right, I forgot to mention that. However, we don't all say, "Nevermore" over and over again. I wonder if that raven was a parrot in disguise....