Pipe Dreams

[JustGeorge]

My oldest son keeps telling me about his 10 year plan; he's getting out of here!(the state) He's saving up, getting stable. He's going to leave with lots of money, driving off in a nice car. He's going to grow a beard, too!

I got to thinking about my future, too. I've got a 20 year plan. I'm getting out of here, too! Except I'm not saving up, and I'll become unstable. I'll be leaving with no money; just my top hat and a staff. I'm walking to Bhutan! And, I'm going to grow a beard, too!

What are your unreasonable[silly] pipe dreams?

 

[SalixIncendium]

I'll be moving to the NYC sewers to succeed Splinter as the sensei for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

 

[an anarchist]

I’ll be a military helicopter pilot! (What I wanted to do for a couple years when I was in high school. Then I found out they don’t let colorblind people fly their choppers )
Edit: I find it silly cuz I figure I’d press the wrong button and start WW3

 

[Wirey]

I wasted a lot of my life trying to become a professional baseball player. I'd like to have given that a shot.

 

[ChristineM]

My oldest son keeps telling me about his 10 year plan; he's getting out of here!(the state) He's saving up, getting stable. He's going to leave with lots of money, driving off in a nice car. He's going to grow a beard, too!

I got to thinking about my future, too. I've got a 20 year plan. I'm getting out of here, too! Except I'm not saving up, and I'll become unstable. I'll be leaving with no money; just my top hat and a staff. I'm walking to Bhutan! And, I'm going to grow a beard, too!

What are your unreasonable[silly] pipe dreams?

Wearing just a top hat and carrying a staff I'm pretty sure they'll stop you at the border and confiscate the staff.

I don't really have a pipe dream or more like I'm living it. For various reasons I've wanted out of England for a long time. When the opertunity came i grabbed it by the throat and didn't let go.

Oh there is the Pagani Zonda R, it's not road legal, it's like driving a skateboard at 230+ mph, it sticks to the road like it's on rails, it has truly orgasmic acceleration. It's noisy as hell but all i want it for is to look at and remind me of the day i drove one.

 

[JustGeorge]

Wearing just a top hat and carrying a staff I'm pretty sure they'll stop you at the border and confiscate the staff.

I'd planned on wearing more than just a top hat. I can't think of anyone I hate enough to have to suffer me in nothing but a top hat.

They can have the staff if they'll let me in.

I don't really have a pipe dream or more like I'm living it. For various reasons I've wanted out of England for a long time. When the opertunity came i grabbed it by the throat and didn't let go.

Good!

Oh there is the Pagani Zonda R, it's not road legal, it's like driving a skateboard at 230+ mph, it sticks to the road like it's on rails, it has truly orgasmic acceleration. It's noisy as hell but all i want it for is to look at and remind me of the day i drove one.

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[SalixIncendium]

I thought this thread was about "pipe" dreams. Why does no one else's dream besides mine include pipes?

 

[SalixIncendium]

I guess a Pagani does have tailpipes...or at least headers.

 

[JustGeorge]

I thought this thread was about "pipe" dreams. Why does no one else's dream besides mine include pipes?

Feel free to add as many pipes to your pipe dream as you want.

You aren't afraid of standing out.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Feel free to add as many pipes to your pipe dream as you want.

I did.

You aren't afraid of standing out.

I'd be standing out in sewer pipes.

 

[JustGeorge]

I did.


I'd be standing out in sewer pipes.

Don't wear your good Crocs for that.

 

[The Sum of Awe]

writing a book that will be talked about for decades!

Moving to California near the coast

 

[ChristineM]

I guess a Pagani does have tailpipes...or at least headers.

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[mangalavara]

What are your unreasonable[silly] pipe dreams?

I want to own RF and thereby attain access to the opera box.

 

[Quagmire]

I want to learn how to live from breath to breath without a thought in my head or a worry in the world.

 

[JustGeorge]

I want to learn how to live from breath to breath without a thought in my head or a worry in the world.

Well, that's just ridiculous!

 

[Quagmire]

Well, that's just ridiculous!

I also went super powers.

 

[JustGeorge]

I also went super powers.

Probably more likely.

Which ones?

 

[Quagmire]

Probably more likely.

Which ones?

I want the power to turn asphalt into Jell-O.

 

[JustGeorge]

I want the power to turn asphalt into Jell-O.

That would be fun to walk on.