Neo Deist
Th.D. & D.Div. h.c.
So I am on my way home (rural AL), traveling up the interstate just after midnight. This black Lincoln SUV with TN plates comes flying up behind me. He passes me like I am sitting still, so I flash my blue lights at him. He slows down and moves over to the right lane. I turn my lights off and continue on. It was just a warning to slow down and I had no intentions of pulling him over. The joker speeds back up, pulls in front of me, sticks his arm out the window and flips me off, then takes off. OH HELL NO.
So I go into pursuit mode. Lights and sirens, calling it in for interception by municipalities up the interstate, etc. I am hoping they can get there and deploy spike strips, because this fool needs to be stopped. So away we go.
About three minutes into the pursuit (and rapidly approaching the next exit where other cops are waiting) a big buck deer runs out across the interstate, right in front of Johnny Jack***. He smashes into that deer and pieces of his car (and the deer) go flying. He starts skidding out of control and blows a tire, which then puts his top heavy SUV into a roll over. He goes BAM-BAM-BAM flipping end over end down the interstate.
I am quite sure, at some point, I had a grin on my face while watching this unfold before my eyes. I know I shouldn't but...it happens. Instant justice and all that.
I can see that he isn't moving and I call in the wreck (I was not involved). Medics are on the way, as are the other cops that were waiting like half a mile up the interstate. Come to find out, the guy had 2x16 oz. bags of marijuana in his car along with 8 oz. of heroin. He was transported to a hospital 20 minutes away. Not sure of his condition (other than F'd up) but I will find out more tomorrow.
Karma is a B*TCH...
Edit: and yes, there is dashcam video! Once the case clears, I can post it for "educational purposes."
So I go into pursuit mode. Lights and sirens, calling it in for interception by municipalities up the interstate, etc. I am hoping they can get there and deploy spike strips, because this fool needs to be stopped. So away we go.
About three minutes into the pursuit (and rapidly approaching the next exit where other cops are waiting) a big buck deer runs out across the interstate, right in front of Johnny Jack***. He smashes into that deer and pieces of his car (and the deer) go flying. He starts skidding out of control and blows a tire, which then puts his top heavy SUV into a roll over. He goes BAM-BAM-BAM flipping end over end down the interstate.
I am quite sure, at some point, I had a grin on my face while watching this unfold before my eyes. I know I shouldn't but...it happens. Instant justice and all that.
I can see that he isn't moving and I call in the wreck (I was not involved). Medics are on the way, as are the other cops that were waiting like half a mile up the interstate. Come to find out, the guy had 2x16 oz. bags of marijuana in his car along with 8 oz. of heroin. He was transported to a hospital 20 minutes away. Not sure of his condition (other than F'd up) but I will find out more tomorrow.
Karma is a B*TCH...
Edit: and yes, there is dashcam video! Once the case clears, I can post it for "educational purposes."
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