Poll: Are sheep a new religion?

[The Sum of Awe]

Does anybody worship sheep?

Thy wool be done on earth as it is in Heaven.
Hallowed be thy mane
Bahh-men

 

[Viker]

I'm a goatist, sometimes wolfist and even a lionist.

 

[Stevicus]

Does anybody worship sheep?

Thy wool be done on earth as it is in Heaven.
Hallowed be thy mane
Bahh-men

I used to have a job counting sheep, but I got fired for sleeping on the job.

 

[Yerda]

I don't know about worship but I recall an old joke:

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

 

[Quagmire]

There's got to be a 'flock' joke in there somewhere.

 

[Debater Slayer]

You have been Shaun the light. Good job.

 

[exchemist]

Does anybody worship sheep?

Thy wool be done on earth as it is in Heaven.
Hallowed be thy mane
Bahh-men

Jesus has beaten you to it. Ecce Agnus Dei, ecce qui tollis peccata mundi.

 

[danieldemol]

There's got to be a 'flock' joke in there somewhere.

Religion can get flocked

 

[Secret Chief]

Sheeps got manes?

 

[Stevicus]

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I don't know about worship but I recall an old joke:

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Reminds me of the old standby;
'Why do New Zealand farmers buy their boots one size too large?'
'So there's room to slide the sheeps back legs in...'

 

[mangalavara]

Instead of a literal religion, the reverence for sheep can be seen in their vital role in providing wool, meat, and companionship.

Sheep do not provide meat. Human beings kill sheep and take their flesh for consumption.