ponderments

[SK2005]

Questions that really need answers...
I know that you've probably heard most of these, but I just couldn't resist!


3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

14. Stop singing and read on.........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

[Lookingformeaning]

Your probably one of the most creative people I have ever met...you have a gift SK2005. A real gift.

 

[mrscardero]

I smell smoke!

 

[Lookingformeaning]

I smell smoke!

I love the pic...its awesome!!:woohoo:

 

[Master Vigil]

My first question is why you started with 3?? Any who... I can only seriously answer a couple of them...

There is no light in the freezer cuz light is heat, and heat doesn't mix with freezer.

Yes, any care can drive in the car pool lane.

And glue will stick to the inside, if there was enough air to dry it out.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

I can answer the Jimmy one! It was only the person singing who didn't care ("Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care..."). Maybe he thought other people would care?

 

[Master Vigil]

Maybe he was just pissed off that he had to crack corn. Ya know, maybe we sing it wrong, maybe he was originally all mad and like "Jimmy crack corn!!!!! AND I DON"T CARE!!!!!"

 

[michel]

My first question is why you started with 3?? Any who... I can only seriously answer a couple of them...

There is no light in the freezer cuz light is heat, and heat doesn't mix with freezer.

Yes, any care can drive in the car pool lane.

And glue will stick to the inside, if there was enough air to dry it out.

master V. you are a spoilsport!!!:jiggy:

 

[Melody]

There is no light in the freezer cuz light is heat, and heat doesn't mix with freezer.

That would apply to the light in the fridge too.

There's no light in the freezer because you wouldn't recognize anything in there even with a light. Everything is covered with an inch of frost and frozen to the bottom.

 

[Master Vigil]

Or perhaps its just to conserve energy. People open their refrigerator door much more often then they do the freezer door.

 

[standing_on_one_foot]

Just had to point this one out: we drive on parkways, park on driveways, play at a recital, and recite at a play. Man, I love my language

PS: I think you don't have a light in the freezer because you just don't need it as much. What are you going to be getting out of your freezer in the middle of the night? (except maybe ice cream, which tends to be more easily identifiable than, say, the last piece of pie in the back of the fridge). Or maybe the fridge makers think one light's more'n enough.

 

[Unedited]

Hmm I have a light in my freezer. Unless I'm confused on what a freezer is.