POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

[Bird123]

As I look at this world, I see a Masterpiece!! There is Intelligence behind everything.

POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

What is your next move?????

Now, before you start lining up the dancing girls, remember that you are a Spiritual Being and that you are neither male nor female. Gender is a parameter of a physical body. It won't quite be the same.

OK. now that you are in the Big Chair, remember there are many many things to consider. Think it out.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?????

 

[Quagmire]

As I look at this world, I see a Masterpiece!! There is Intelligence behind everything.

POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

What is your next move?????

Now, before you start lining up the dancing girls, remember that you are a Spiritual Being and that you are neither male nor female. Gender is a parameter of a physical body. It won't quite be the same.

OK. now that you are in the Big Chair, remember there are many many things to consider. Think it out.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?????

I would show myself to the world but I would do it as the flying spaghetti monster just to **** with everybody.

 

[Sunstone]

No dancing girls?

Being god sounds worse than doing laundry.

 

[Starlight]

As I look at this world, I see a Masterpiece!! There is Intelligence behind everything.

POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

What is your next move?????

Now, before you start lining up the dancing girls, remember that you are a Spiritual Being and that you are neither male nor female. Gender is a parameter of a physical body. It won't quite be the same.

OK. now that you are in the Big Chair, remember there are many many things to consider. Think it out.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?????

I'm not God. But i hope I am God's child.

 

[Sunstone]

Hold on! I get what the catch is! You can't fool me, Bird. You make me god, I live for eternity, right? Which means I pay an infinite amount in taxes. NO THANKS! Give the job to @SalixIncendium or @Quagmire!

 

[Starlight]

As I look at this world, I see a Masterpiece!! There is Intelligence behind everything.

POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

What is your next move?????

Now, before you start lining up the dancing girls, remember that you are a Spiritual Being and that you are neither male nor female. Gender is a parameter of a physical body. It won't quite be the same.

OK. now that you are in the Big Chair, remember there are many many things to consider. Think it out.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?????

But do you believe that you are God? in what way? That all humans has a spirit thats one with God, in a mysticism way? or that you as person is God and no other?

 

[SalixIncendium]

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?????

I give myself gender and bring on the erotic dancing girls, if for no other purpose than to break the thread.

 

[JustGeorge]

I throw a huge temper tantrum. I already have enough to deal with on a daily basis. I do not need this kind of responsibility. I resign!!!

 

[Bird123]

I would show myself to the world but I would do it as the flying spaghetti monster just to **** with everybody.

To what end? For what goal???

 

[Bird123]

No dancing girls?

Being god sounds worse than doing laundry.

Spiritual Beings don't have laundry. You can choose dancing girls, however it's not quite the same.

 

[Bird123]

I'm not God. But i hope I am God's child.

There is no doubt. You are a Child of God!!

 

[Bird123]

Hold on! I get what the catch is! You can't fool me, Bird. You make me god, I live for eternity, right? Which means I pay an infinite amount in taxes. NO THANKS! Give the job to @SalixIncendium or @Quagmire!

As God, would taxes really be something to worry about??

 

[Starlight]

There is no doubt. You are a Child of God!!

explain why you are sure about that please

 

[Quagmire]

To what end? For what goal???

Think about it: the people who came up with the flying spaghetti monster don't actually believe in the flying spaghetti monster so their minds would be blown more than anybody else's:

"Wait WHAT??? We were right"???

---"No we weren't right, remember we're atheists, we don't believe in any God"!

"But,,,, there it is! What the hell do we do with that"??

---"Quick!!! Maybe we can still get a copyright for the merchandising""!!!


That and the fact that all the religious people would have to stop fighting with each other. That would be nice too.

 

[Bird123]

But do you believe that you are God? in what way? That all humans has a spirit thats one with God, in a mysticism way? or that you as person is God and no other?

WE are all made in God's image as we are all Spiritual beings thereby eternal. We are all on the path to learn to be like God. AS for me being God, I have neither the intellect nor the capability.

Perhaps, this is a exercise for all to try and see through God's eyes.

 

[Wandering Monk]

As I look at this world, I see a Masterpiece!! There is Intelligence behind everything.

POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

What is your next move?????

Now, before you start lining up the dancing girls, remember that you are a Spiritual Being and that you are neither male nor female. Gender is a parameter of a physical body. It won't quite be the same.

OK. now that you are in the Big Chair, remember there are many many things to consider. Think it out.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?????

I would ask for a recount.

 

[Bird123]

I give myself gender and bring on the erotic dancing girls, if for no other purpose than to break the thread.

I said THINK things out!! You missed the fact that you are a Spiritual Being. No touching after all. You are really in trouble now. I didn't say you could have a second move.

 

[Bird123]

I throw a huge temper tantrum. I already have enough to deal with on a daily basis. I do not need this kind of responsibility. I resign!!!

Indeed, there is much to consider even with the smallest of moves.

 

[Audie]

As I look at this world, I see a Masterpiece!! There is Intelligence behind everything.

POOF!!!! YOU ARE GOD!!!

What is your next move?????

Now, before you start lining up the dancing girls, remember that you are a Spiritual Being and that you are neither male nor female. Gender is a parameter of a physical body. It won't quite be the same.

OK. now that you are in the Big Chair, remember there are many many things to consider. Think it out.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?????

Go back to being female, but taller.

 

[SalixIncendium]

I said THINK things out!! You missed the fact that you are a Spiritual Being. No touching after all. You are really in trouble now. I didn't say you could have a second move.

I already am a spiritual being. I just happen to be wearing a meat suit.

So what's the upside to being this God?