President Of RF

[Revoltingest]

It's time we threw off the shackles of the jack booted elite who run this place!
Their tired policies, wanton grabbing at nether regions of unsuspecting posters,
imperial attitudes, flouting of the RF Constitution, & selling of frubals are done!
We, the people, are taking over. All we need is a leader.

I hereby nominate @Thief as president.
He's the man to topple this rotten apple cart, & make RF great again!

 

[Quetzal]

I have been trying to run for months! Perhaps now that I am a stuffed tiger instead of an alcoholic alien, my chances will be better.

 

[Thief]

I thank you for the gesture but must respectfully decline

I am a Thief

I am not a crook......but I am a Thief

 

[Revoltingest]

I have been trying to run for months! Perhaps now that I am a stuffed tiger instead of an alcoholic alien, my chances will be better.

Actually, your chances are now lower.
People like drunken sexually ambiguous gray aliens....someone they can feel better than.

 

[Thief]

on the other hand.....i can be bought

 

[Quetzal]

Actually, your chances are now lower.
People like drunken sexually ambiguous gray aliens....someone they can feel better than.

WHAT?! Come on, all I have is fluff for brains! Shouldn't that make others feel better?

 

[Revoltingest]

I thank you for the gesture but must respectfully decline

I am a Thief

I am not a crook......but I am a Thief

I was going to nominate @Wirey , but that scandal of Wirey University being a front for his dating activities made him 2nd choice.
Now he's first choice, albeit the lesser of 2 choices.

 

[Thief]

but...but....I can be bought!

 

[Revoltingest]

WHAT?! Come on, all I have is fluff for brains! Shouldn't that make others feel better?

 

[Brickjectivity]

There's a secret president already. I read it on Prissy Leaks.

 

[Quetzal]

This is a blatant lie in an attempt to smear my good name!

 

[Revoltingest]

This is a blatant lie in an attempt to smear my good name!

It's all true!
I got it from Ickyleaks.

 

[Thief]

did I mention?....I can be bought

 

[Revoltingest]

did I mention?....I can be bought

Too slow.
You've been trumped by Wirey.
Try running as an independent, eh.

 

[Thief]

Thief is ninja!

slow ain't bad.......sneaky counts

 

[Debater Slayer]

I nominate @Terese.

She and I will build a Great Wall between the rest of RF and Site Feedback, and we will make the trolls pay for it.

 

[Revoltingest]

I nominate @Terese.

She and I will build a Great Wall between the rest of RF and Site Feedback, and we will make the trolls pay for it.

You are the status quo we shall vanquish!
We tire of the war against other forums on the internet.
We're done with excessive frubal taxes.
And your royal junkets to Las Vegas bespeak obscene opulence!
Now is the time for new blood....or the old blood will flow in the streets!

 

[Thief]

spoken like a true ninja

 

[Revoltingest]

spoken like a true ninja

Thank you, but ninjas are skilled, disciplined, & snappy dressers.
I'm more rag tag....just a cog in an unwashed angry mob.

 

[Wu Wei]

Do you remember this post of mine awhile back

I pay nothing.... but when one is over 1000 pounds, over 8 feet tall with large pointy teeth and 6 inch claws...you would be amazed how rarely I get asked to pay anything......well I had to kinda promise not to maul other posters...unless they were pointed out by a mod....but other than that...its free

Please...carry on with your election