Proof of polytheism - I have it

[lewisnotmiller]

So, I hereby renounce my atheism. I have proof polytheism is real. Don't get too excited, I have no idea what form of polytheism.

Hinduism, Paganism, Trinitarianism (sorry, couldn't help myself...lol)

But I know there are multiple creators. No way a single process or God created Americans AND me. Common ancestry be buggered.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

So, I hereby renounce my atheism. I have proof polytheism is real. Don't get too excited, I have no idea what form of polytheism.

Hinduism, Paganism, Trinitarianism (sorry, couldn't help myself...lol)

But I know there are multiple creators. No way a single process or God created Americans AND me. Common ancestry be buggered.

 

[Stevicus]

So, I hereby renounce my atheism. I have proof polytheism is real. Don't get too excited, I have no idea what form of polytheism.

Hinduism, Paganism, Trinitarianism (sorry, couldn't help myself...lol)

But I know there are multiple creators. No way a single process or God created Americans AND me. Common ancestry be buggered.

Well, maybe each continent has its own deity. But if that's the case, then Australia's god must be the strangest of them all.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Well, maybe each continent has its own deity. But if that's the case, then Australia's god must be the strangest of them all.

I would certainly hope so. That's a God I can respect.

 

[Soandso]

If gods created America, this would be it's pantheon

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

So, I hereby renounce my atheism. I have proof polytheism is real. Don't get too excited, I have no idea what form of polytheism.

Hinduism, Paganism, Trinitarianism (sorry, couldn't help myself...lol)

But I know there are multiple creators. No way a single process or God created Americans AND me. Common ancestry be buggered.

What are you looking for? You rejoice in -- and very soon reject -- far more religious ideas than most of us even conceive of.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

What are you looking for? You rejoice in -- and very soon reject -- far more religious ideas than most of us even conceive of.

Pardon?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

What are you looking for? You rejoice in -- and very soon reject -- far more religious ideas than most of us even conceive of.

*blinks*

I do??

 

[Soandso]

What are you looking for? You rejoice in -- and very soon reject -- far more religious ideas than most of us even conceive of.

Repent and ask to recieve the blessing of your lord Ronald Mcdonald into your belly via a happy meal communion

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

*blinks*

I do??

I don't think so. I haven't seen anything like it.

But then again..... beer is your favorite color.

 

[Curious George]

So, I hereby renounce my atheism. I have proof polytheism is real. Don't get too excited, I have no idea what form of polytheism.

Hinduism, Paganism, Trinitarianism (sorry, couldn't help myself...lol)

But I know there are multiple creators. No way a single process or God created Americans AND me. Common ancestry be buggered.

You’re right, but “down under” is full of strange seemingly anomalous animals, so it is not too crazy. Just remember you’re special.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

You’re right, but “down under” is full of strange seemingly anomalous animals, so it is not too crazy. Just remember you’re special.

I've been told that many times. Often accompanied by a slow shake of the head, a shrug, and being gently ushered out the door.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

So, I hereby renounce my atheism. I have proof polytheism is real. Don't get too excited, I have no idea what form of polytheism.

Hinduism, Paganism, Trinitarianism (sorry, couldn't help myself...lol)

But I know there are multiple creators. No way a single process or God created Americans AND me. Common ancestry be buggered.

Try having my brain that took a leap to distance and separate myself from here, completely and entirely, when trying to explain American censorship (which goes far beyond political bickering and prejudiced pukes banning anything about black people, the Holocaust or queers).
So I just go with the facts that I wasn't here for much of this country's history. My family was in Ireland, we didn't have anything to do with it, other than part of the railroads, lmao.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Try having my brain that took a leap to distance and separate myself from here, completely and entirely, when trying to explain American censorship (which goes far beyond political bickering and prejudiced pukes banning anything about black people, the Holocaust or queers).
So I just go with the facts that I wasn't here for much of this country's history. My family was in Ireland, we didn't have anything to do with it, other than part of the railroads, lmao.

Irish? IRISH?? Whooboy, don't get me started on the Irish...

(Just kidding. I'm going for some equal opportunity xenophobic comedy...)

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Irish? IRISH?? Whooboy, don't get me started on the Irish...

(Just kidding. I'm going for some equal opportunity xenophobic comedy...)

English, Aussie, makes no difference to me you empty headed, food animal trough wiper kuuuuuuuuuuh-nigit! And I don't care if you don't have kuhnigits, I still fart in your general direction.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I still fart in your general direction.

You're French-Irish?

Ooof. They're the worst kind.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You're French-Irish?

Ooof. They're the worst kind.

No French, but they're ok with me for giving the English much grief. Like the world cup football thingy, the only purpose and reason the French were in it was to beat the English.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

No French, but they're ok with me for giving the English much grief. Like the world cup football thingy, the only purpose and reason the French were in it was to beat the English.

You would have liked my Grandad. He barracked against the English in everything. Of course, he also was English...