Random thought bout Jesus

[VoidCat]

If Jesus was a carpenter while he was preaching there must have been times people showed up looking for his help on a chair or something...also some people mightve only knew him in his time for his trade.

Can you imagine the conversations? "Yo man you know that guy who made us this table? Yeah he got crucified the other day. Crazy huh? I wonder why."

Jesus be sitting there preaching a guy goes: hey that chair you made the other day broke can you please stop by sometime to fix it?

Jesus: go home it's fixed

Peter: did you just use a miracle to fix a chair?

Jesus: Hey I'm not one for poor craftsmanship

 

[Guitar's Cry]

"Hey, you know that guy that got crucified and supposedly came back as a savior and is being worshipped? Yeah, he made that end table."

 

[VoidCat]

"Hey, you know that guy that got crucified and supposedly came back as a savior and is being worshipped? Yeah, he made that end table."

Forget the Holy Grail- where is the
Holy Hammer?

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Forget the Holy Grail- where is the
Holy Hammer?

I am refraining from jokes about nails.

 

[VoidCat]

I am refraining from jokes about nails.

Jesus: good grief these Roman's suck with carpentry. They couldn't nail anything together to save their life...

 

[Heyo]

If Jesus was a carpenter while he was preaching there must have been times people showed up looking for his help on a chair or something...also some people mightve only knew him in his time for his trade.

Can you imagine the conversations? "Yo man you know that guy who made us this table? Yeah he got crucified the other day. Crazy huh? I wonder why."

Jesus be sitting there preaching a guy goes: hey that chair you made the other day broke can you please stop by sometime to fix it?

Jesus: go home it's fixed

Peter: did you just use a miracle to fix a chair?

Jesus: Hey I'm not one for poor craftsmanship

I know you don't really distinguish between the jobs, but chairs and tables are usually made by joiners. A carpenter builds carports (and house and roof frames).

 

[VoidCat]

I know you don't really distinguish between the jobs, but chairs and tables are usually made by joiners. A carpenter builds carports (and house and roof frames).

There's a chance jesus wasn't a carpenter. Ive heard the word used in the bible just means craftsman.

What if he was a potter? Or stone mason? Or a blacksmith?

 

[VoidCat]

Imagine a sword made by Jesus...

Maybe that's what Peter used to cut that guys ear off...

 

[Wirey]

"Hey, we're looking for a guy to make a cross for us. We're gonna crucify this..... uh, never mind."