Random Thoughts

[SalixIncendium]

ITT we post miscellaneous random thoughts that pop into our heads in our day-to-day lives. Feel free to respond to any random thought. I'll start:



Why do sock manufacturers sell socks in resealable bags? Is there a freshness concern?

 

[Terese]

Dinosaurs have feathers you shmucks!

 

[columbus]

A dream that my partner's phone alarm was going off woke me up at 5am this morning. He wasn't even home at the time. I couldn't get back to sleep afterwards. So I will be a little tired and cross this evening.
Tom

 

[BSM1]

What does this button do?

 

[Revoltingest]

Looking at me toes, it's clear that I should'a spent even less time in shoes than I did.

 

[Deidre]

Where am I?

 

[Thief]

on a 3x5 card on a bulletin board.....

Why is there never enough time to do the job right.....
but always enough time to do it over

 

[BSM1]

on a 3x5 card on a bulletin board.....

Why is there never enough time to do the job right.....
but always enough time to do it over

How many times did someone have to re-write this card?

 

[Thief]

How many times did someone have to re-write this card?

it's been 40yrs since I've seen it

it should be a poster by now

 

[SalixIncendium]

I'm astounded this person can even find North Korea on a map. *headdesk*

 

[Wirey]

If your testicles were on your forehead what would a baseball hat look like?

 

[Revoltingest]

If there really were a god, women would each have 3 hooters....the usual 2 in front, & one in the back for dancing.

 

[SalixIncendium]

I'm hungry, but too lazy to get up and make something.

Someone bring me food!

 

[Revoltingest]

Daughter is visiting in a couple days.

 

[DavidFirth]

Salma Hayek

That's about it for me...

 

[Wirey]

If I kill animals so I can feed them to other animals, but I'm a vegetarian, is it moral?

 

[Revoltingest]

If I kill animals so I can feed them to other animals, but I'm a vegetarian, is it moral?

That's actually been covered in this documentary....

 

[Curious George]

Have we forgotten how to rewind?!?

 

[Revoltingest]

I tape TV shows without tape.

 

[sun rise]

I tape TV shows without tape.

Are tape worms good for one's health or bad?