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Reasons Americastan Is Better Than Australiastan!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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........ me too.
Sure. I like to give them the freedom to go in whatever direction they like. Unfortunately this often involves them choosing the direction commonly known as 'far away'
Father Heathen
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Sorry, but I had to stop reading when the article tried to suggest that it was an advantage to have higher alcohol prices than in the U.S,I feel like I should take this opportunity to educate you, but I'd find it hard to know where to start. So I've linked to an article written by a fellow Americastani who has basically conceded what we all know is true.
9 things Americans could learn from Australians - Matador Network
PS. I went with the '9 things' version rather than the '9 million things' version to save you some time, since you'll no doubt want to spend plenty of minutes composing an apology letter, and asking me how to emigrate.
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Welp, to be honest I figured this was a crap-talking thread, so I didn't take much care in assembling a list. I could come up with a serious list, but figured we were just going with stereotypes rather than facts.
Father Heathen
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Father Heathen
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But beer is a serious matter!
Bunyip
pro scapegoat
If 'boomerangings' is not a real word - it shpuld be.
dgirl1986
Big Queer Chesticles!
LOL I have never seen a boomerang attack except in Mad Max II
Round II
Michelle Bachman
Hillsong
George Bush
No sex ed in texas
Father Heathen
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dgirl1986
Big Queer Chesticles!
I meant the american one but we will call that a wash. I still win.
Revolt says "9) We're not to blame for Mel Gibson."
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I LOVE MEL GIBSON! I love his movies and I love his directorship and productions. I love most everything about him. I will never forget the first time seeing "The Year of Living Dangerously". Wow! LOVE IT.
... also, I have relatives in Australia. But I like U.K. better. And USA even better. But then, I love India the most (relatives there, too).
(Sorry Jolly)
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I LOVE MEL GIBSON! I love his movies and I love his directorship and productions. I love most everything about him. I will never forget the first time seeing "The Year of Living Dangerously". Wow! LOVE IT.
... also, I have relatives in Australia. But I like U.K. better. And USA even better. But then, I love India the most (relatives there, too).
(Sorry Jolly)
oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Wot..... like Aussies don't know much about beer and just sip Fosters? You wouldn't bother to rise to that?
The thing is, you lot are all amateurs at insulting other countryfolk........ take Conan-Doyle, for instance, now he could really screw the truth firmly home:-
..... those English, Ach! Take a Goth, a Hun, and a Vandal, mix tem together and add a Barbary rover; then take this creature and make him drunk - you have an Englishman. My God, were ever such people upon earth! What place is free from them? ................... everywhere you will find them, except in heaven.
The White Company. Arthur Conan Doyle.
I almost feel proud about that description......
oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Are you joking?
Ozzies are so limp-wristed that girls have to grab the fellas and drag 'em into a hedge if they need to scratch an itch.
The question that's amazing the anthropologists is:- 'How in Hell's name are there any Aussies left?'
Answer?: If Oz didn't have any immigration there would only be kangaroos and Aboriginals left, and the odd Koala.
We do need to save the breed, though. Charities are asking for money to send sexual therapists out to Oz to teach the cobbers and diggers how to reproduce, and if they fail all we're going to be left with is the odd stuffed example in a museum...... just like the dodo. If you would like to make a donation plx send me a private message with your bank details, and when I finally figure out where to find bloody messages I'll use your kind gesture for human good.
The Year Of Living Dangerously was indeed great....but not because of Mad Mel. Linda Hunt (as Billy Kway) stole the show! Btw, I really liked Apocalypto.Revolt says "9) We're not to blame for Mel Gibson."
I LOVE MEL GIBSON! I love his movies and I love his directorship and productions. I love most everything about him. I will never forget the first time seeing "The Year of Living Dangerously". Wow! LOVE IT.
... also, I have relatives in Australia. But I like U.K. better. And USA even better. But then, I love India the most (relatives there, too).
(Sorry Jolly)
Ahem.....I was shoot'n for "craptastic"!
Wot..... like Aussies don't know much about beer and just sip Fosters? You wouldn't bother to rise to that?
I'll help you out, if you like. Everywhere you make a joke and use the word 'Fosters', instead insert the word 'XXXX'. This is an actual beer that many Australians drink, and it approximately halfway between river water and Shetland Pony wee. (I'd say horse wee, but pretty sure horse wee would at least have a full body to it). This still doesn't help our American friends, since Bud is clearly much worse again. But as a Pom you could score some points.
The man could write. He also had a tendency to fall for complete bunkum in his own life. We're far less literate, and far more grounded.The thing is, you lot are all amateurs at insulting other countryfolk........ take Conan-Doyle, for instance, now he could really screw the truth firmly home:-
..... those English, Ach! Take a Goth, a Hun, and a Vandal, mix tem together and add a Barbary rover; then take this creature and make him drunk - you have an Englishman. My God, were ever such people upon earth! What place is free from them? ................... everywhere you will find them, except in heaven.
The White Company. Arthur Conan Doyle.
I almost feel proud about that description......
I think that's a bit of a mixed list you have there. Ken Ham is roughly a million points against Australia, no doubt there. This is when we usually suggest he probably was actually born in New Zealand (this is a standard Aussie defence, and needs to reference to any facts).
Crocs and snakes are clearly bad.
I see Ray Comfort as one of the world's greatest (and most misunderstood) comedians though. He doesn't quite offset Ken Ham, but he goes somewhat towards it.
And boomerangings is just about the most awesome concept I have ever heard of. Well played sir!